Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
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Top comments
unfortunate_13 5
on other days, eating expired tuna is just fine though. you gotta love salmonella
schwancy 2
How about never eat expired canned tuna, period?
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Comments (48)
underguarded 20
You should have thought that through.
rallets 23
never eat expired canned tuna, PERIOD.
Bekll 31
Exactly what I was thinking.
underguarded 20
Exactly. What possessed OP to think ," Oh this seems like a good idea.". ?
caroliquey 0
LOL ikr and if you ate that why didnt you Atleast brush you your teeth? Ew
underguarded 20
What does brushing your teeth have to do with puking your guts out on a potential boss?
caroliquey 0
lol nvm didn't read it well, my mistake
nahgemoohc 17
Oh goodness! Even my fat cat doesn't eat expired tuna!!
omglawl 0
true number one
SillyEars 0
^ boobies!
unfortunate_13 5
on other days, eating expired tuna is just fine though. you gotta love salmonella
underguarded 20
I hear the poisoning is to die for.
mrnorth 0
true to that but seriously u ate expired tuna why?
roeallen 11
Okay, she probably didn't know it was expired, and attempted to put humor into the FML.
Acousticpixie14 6
Well how about she use her brain next time and check the damn can before she decides to eat it? That seems reasonable to me.
coming back in the future 30
Salmon-ella? Eh eh?
kpan_rox 0
no sh*t Sherlock.
stupidmonkey80 0
I thought you shouldn't eat canned tuna anyways.
FYLDeep 26
Damn, canned food usually takes forever to go bad too. Must have been digging deep in the pantry.
Buchitoo 4
Just what I was thinking! Unless she bought it with only few months/weeks/days left to expire, which I highly doubt.
sourgirl101 29
What if it expired/spoiled because she already opened the can? I believe fish goes bad after 3-4 days.
schwancy 2
How about never eat expired canned tuna, period?
macskapingvin 0
Yes, you definitely shouldn't eat tuna when it is menstruating.
dre_bro11 12
We can actually go back a step and say 'Never eat expired food'. Period. The expiry date is there for a reason.
stephanie911_fml 0
nasty.
roeallen 11
Aww, lil' fishy! :3 It is adorable. How, may I ask, were you able to do that?
stephanie911_fml 0
It's an ap on my iPhone or iPod.
carathemermaid 3
That's super nasty. Indeed, fyl.
CaptainJ1000 1
Natural Botox is best...
unidentified_sta 5
Do you mean detox or something of the sort as the procedure botox has minimal relevance in this FML. Unless of course you refer to the source of botox, botulism bacteria, in which case it can be understood yet highly strange to state.
Br00talsex 0
why would you eat expired tuna in the first place? lmao
KyleUnderhill 9
I know how could anyone let tuna expire