Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
what was there left to mug the 2nd time?
CaptainJ1000 1
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...
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Comments (130)
booboothang 0
change jobs!
FMLinCA 12
you still had stuff on you that people mugged you for? even after you had already been mugged earlier? lol.
AtrumMessor 1
You had to have looked like an exceptionally easy mark... Or you had no business walking in that part of town not once but twice. Either way, my vote lies with YDI.
BikeAllDay818 6
move outbid that crappy area lmao
IneffableLullaby 13
I bet the second mugger was disappointed when he realized you had nothing worth stealing. Hahaha. :p But seriously, OP, that really sucks for you. I hope you didn't have much on you in the first place so they really didn't do much damage to you financially. :)
ndm777 0
Damn. That just sucks!
DRush_fml 12
How the he'll do you get mugged twice??? After the first time there isn't anything else to take!! But YLS anyway...
tdartj 0
Here's some statistical advice: Don't go to work tomorrow!!
jenifriend 1
you should get some pepper spray or a taser cuz you got bad luck.
BubbaDoose 0
I'm sorry to hear, but this us really funny haha toughen up!