Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
what was there left to mug the 2nd time?
CaptainJ1000 1
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...
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Comments (130)
mrsfunke 0
where do you live?!?
PrincessRavishin 0
I pretty much posted something similar above, and got moderated. good luck with yours.. you thriving bastard. lol
JokermanUno 0
that sounds like the beginning of a movie. where so you live? Gotham City?
kathrynn1235 0
aww sad
mills97 0
as I would say sucks 4 you
Reddy4u 0
You need to move! You live in the hood, and are NOT made with the correct survival skills.....at all
Spectr_fml 2
Was it the same guy?
ohmek 0
You're probably a gold mine for muggers. "OK guys you know the drill. Today's Monday and Andy will be walking by again. We know he wont do anything so just give him the usual deal".
esu 5
wow you work in a rough neighborhood..
jj03_fml 0
buy a gun..