Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
leilei
Philippines
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
anon
Edison, United States
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
man
United States
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
screwed
United States
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
TheRuleEnforcer
United States
Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML
Username
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
THOMASisMYname
Canada
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Top comments
ElectricGhost_fml 5
they don't really sound like 'friends'
MrBoredGuy 1
Great friends you have there
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ElectricGhost_fml 5
they don't really sound like 'friends'
noshatsherlockk 15
FYL, get new friends. That's not cool, man. Ps, you could have called an ambulance..
wishfulmidget 0
YDI for not being able to teleport there
rachaelheartsNY 8
13- yeah, but if OP doesn't have health insurance it would prob be more expensive to take an ambulance.
imaginaryvoice 18
Probably because you were bleeding all over his cab
waswashere 0
Dammit Ben bailey! Quit making people fall in pits and start giving out free rides again!
noshatsherlockk 15
22- true. **** OP's life even more then.
Cazzybum 11
22 and 29, OP is in the UK. We have the NHS.
ilovesarcasm 18
The ride should of been free or cheap...yep. Could be too, that because of that reasoning, the cab may have been the quicker option? Either way, OP, your friends are NOT your friends, what an abominable thing to do. What happened to the vehicle that hit you? The Police?? This really is starting to sound like a hit and run... So sorry OP. I would call the cops to inquire, and if so, press charges against your "friends." They need to be punished for their blatant disregard of human compassion in some manner.
johnnyrogers97 9
Wtf?
koolkat27 13
51- you're 14 and holding a gun. Wtf?
Zomg_Okay 27
It's most likely an airsoft one. No need to worry.
sighawkward 6
Americans!
taptaptapity 2
61- I agree! But, he's from Canada, what'd you expect?!?!
jDCrackpot 7
OP's from the UK, you don't need to pay for healthcare here. Ambulances are free and available to those who need them, non emergency can ask for a patient transport vehicle. FYL for having really crap friends, but you can't be too seriously hurt if you could get up afterwards and get a taxi. You're pretty lucky for that.
blushy 14
what kind of friends do you have
wolfgold2 20
One that tries to eat everything
MrBoredGuy 1
Great friends you have there
wrichardson 0
Your cool
AlaskanEskimo34 0
They've made this nifty new thing now a days called an ambulence, it's great for a time like this.
Zeppelin1969 5
No matter what happened to the 'friends', car, or money, that was a pretty dick move on their part.
jesskaisns 5
Theres only 7
MrCanoe 5
where I am ambulances bill you up to $300-$500 for a ride to the hospital i'm assuming it's around the same where the OP lives
wutzup 0
Dont you mean fingers cause i dont get it any other way.
voievodul 4
He's from the uk. Ambulances are free there :P
MikaylaGill 4
It could always be worse.
MrBoredGuy 1
It could have been a truck
StoryOfTheYear 15
Could've been a double decker?
rachaelheartsNY 8
OP could have died or became a vegetable for life.
noshatsherlockk 15
Your friend could have pushed you in front of that car.
EvilLilCupcake 10
It could have been the taxi.
Mister_Triangle 21
It could have been you from the future trying to stop yourself from paying a double-fare taxi
TheNewGuy03 29
...or if OP's friends hit her with the car, and then left her. |the kid|
DKjazz 20
Damn it, we were working up a nice rhythm there.
rubberduckie94 13
mister triangle i love your name
Gringe 1
You could have left your wallet at home!
cheerxoxo84 8
oh my god!! i am so sorry.. that's so mean.
xSonic 9
That's worst than mean
CaptainCola 7
Well that doesn't seem very...fare :D Eh? Eh?
MrLuvinmalife 6
What a lousy friend you have there.
Arxikist 3
Sorry to hear OP. At least you're alive. Time to find new friends.
jaredjudd21 2
Your friends are GENIUSES!!! but no your life sucks
loroxe 6
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loroxe 6
I don't know what's worse, OP's accident, or your comment.
jaredjudd21 2
I don't know what's worse your attitude or your love for pokemon
StoryOfTheYear 15
Pokemon has changed my life. Don't be hatin'.
jaredjudd21 2
Pokemon ruined my childhood, I became an addict, but I'm over it now ;(
SugaryTears 0
Aw poor baby :'(
CoolRainbowdash 15
#33 **** you Pokémon is awesome
Gringe 1
Pokemon is the gayest most worthless crap ever and if u legitimately like it and arent just trolling then u need to grow up.
Stormdriven37 6
Wow. You had to take a cab? It probably sucked getting in with no help, depending on your injuries.
Notyour6969_fml 1
Sounds like friends you dont need...
cheesypies 6
I hope you heal soon! So sorry.