Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
what was there left to mug the 2nd time?
CaptainJ1000 1
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...
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Comments (130)
nalia18 8
double fail! buahahah! this is what you do: bring a frozen water bottle. if someone tries to mugg you, say "nighty night" and wack 'em like there aint no tomorrow
callofdutymw2519 0
He'll mug your clothes off
Slayer619 5
was it the same people/person?
kaybae23 0
where the **** do you work!?
NDiesal10 2
Carry a knife...stab muthafuckas in the gut lol
ice_bck_420 0
carry a gun
minniemouse61 0
Nice NeighborHood Ya Got There (:
BabyMimi00 12
What did the 2nd one take ?
ShadowCzar 5
Nice. Now both of them have money to buy crack. Which step did you forget? Get wrist control? Or pulling out your gun? I swear.. It's like you forgot everything derrick taught us
doglover100 29
Carry pepper spray