Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
what was there left to mug the 2nd time?
CaptainJ1000 1
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...
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Comments (130)
stephanie911_fml 0
Dang, better luck next time( :
CaptainJ1000 1
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...
stephanie911_fml 0
maybe (s)he was gang banged. ( :
wiccabrat1 0
Way to put things in perspective
fman484 0
is that what your into cutie ;)
SilveradoRBP 0
hahaha well put
DropDead77 11
you should dress like a hobo(:
Garytt 0
id mug a hobo
nathan5 0
I'd shag a hobo
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Today, I mugged the same guy the second time. He didn't have any money on him. FML
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
same guy for the second time*
SirEBC 7
You may want to consider. Learning how to properly begin and end a sentence.
FMLforALL 0
Your sentence structure could use some work as well.
SirEBC 7
Someone isn't too bright..
davidjr_saldana 0
on the third try u might escape :)
Garytt 0
go to work naked so muggers will see there is nothing to steal
chacha101908 0
lol good idea
Garytt 0
his virginity xD
miss_moriarity 0
like for real, real??//?? if soooooo,,,awww love, thats a real bad ******* day!! hugs:)
PrincessRavishin 0
Today, while walking home from my night shift; I saw a guy get mugged. Later that evening on my way back to work I saw the same guy get mugged again. I pointed and laughed.
melmeldolphin 8
Getting mugged once: tragic. Getting mugged twice: hilarious. Seriously though, FYL dude.