Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to a restaurant for lunch and said, “It’s time we talk about our future.” I got all emotional, thinking he was going to propose. Instead, he calmly told me he’s moving to another country. I cried into my breadsticks. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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Top comments
PurpleFrostingg 7
Lol. " Flicking my bean"
actingbro 3
Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol
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Comments (286)
xShannonxSammyx 7
Well, I learned a new term today!
supimnyancat 9
Flicking my bean? YDI.
AcidLacedBong 5
I am shocked you people have never heard this term... Crawl out from under fraggle rock and get with the times yo!!
Souners 3
What do you mean, 'you people?!'
StoryOfTheYear 15
I apologize ma'am
dreamering 16
I've heard "eating the bean" instead of flicking it.
omgcookeys 15
I've never heard "fraggle rock" before.. Is it a typo or am I just behind?
je_suis_fml 11
13- please crawl back under your fraggle rock... yo?
mollyslips 13
110, LOL!
AcidLacedBong 5
Fraggle rock was a tv show and book series from back in the day just saying like get with the times cause fraggle rock is old... I was making a joke.... The people of fml just don't share my humour I guess
Jordyn345 4
Well its not really a common term.....or "fraggle rock"
alazae 0
lmao!
helterskeltersmi 0
114 Or 'lack thereof' (pertaining to your humor).
anothersuicide 0
it's frm the magic school bus-_-
lakersfan21 0
Nigga u need to get with the times and stop saying thay
CBRpoint6kRR 0
She's killed too many brain cells... Look at her username.
hunger993 0
Fraggle. Ha
shake_my_head 2
lol what are you supposed to say... pushing my button?
duckie227 22
'flicking my bean' sounds like something a guy would say...
Shafreeka 8
It really does sound like something a guy would say. Exactly why I checked the gender icon.
duckie227 22
I read it thinking 'this is a male' until it said 'boyfriend.' now I don't know
bizzbiff 0
I'm sooo flicking my bean right now.
Souners 3
I just threw up in my mouth.
Mandy0325 1
TMI...
TNB_xACiDiC 0
This would be a good FML post "I read 17's comment. FML."
Shafreeka 8
Ewwww
ImmaB3AST 7
That's one nasty ass bean your flicking...
Antoine_Dodson1 0
At first I was like: oh that's kinda hot.. Then I checked your picture, And I was like: well.. I now have a solution to awkward boners..
biebermehballs 0
Ew.
SpicyGrass 0
Please make me some coffee with that bean.
Karalela44 15
69th like
Souners 3
YDI for calling it 'your bean.'
xcarxcrashx 9
Yeah that term is making me feel gross.
Chibipanda 1
Agreed. Flicking your bean? Cmon now ._.
sweet_candy_ 17
That sucks. Just occupy yourself with other things that doesn't involve you thinking of him.
iAmScrubs 19
Oh, what a coincidence! I'm flicking my bean too. Errrr....umm... A coffee bean.
brobbenb 0
Why are you flicking a coffee bean exactly?
Xtra_Cheddar 3
How is this even an FML?