Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to a restaurant for lunch and said, “It’s time we talk about our future.” I got all emotional, thinking he was going to propose. Instead, he calmly told me he’s moving to another country. I cried into my breadsticks. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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Top comments
PurpleFrostingg 7
Lol. " Flicking my bean"
actingbro 3
Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol
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Comments (286)
ilovefall10 21
What's wrong with the term 'masturbating ' ? Seriously, what girl says that?!
ogplusog 4
Let there be less dick fmls and more bean ones.
tr0llz0r 0
Bean = clit. Now all you youngsters know that it's a little DIY job.
thehoneybadger 10
"Flicking my bean"... never heard that one before.
kaileigh10 2
Flicking your bean?
steveakafranxy 7
Who can come up with a better term than "flicking my bean"?
PapSmearNinja 4
flicking my bean lmao
chick011 0
Boo ******* hoo. My boyfriend moved to LA two months ago and i don't cry about it. No matter how much i miss him. Just think of it as with each day the closer you are to seeing him.
ilovecookies83 0
Boo ******* boo yourself.. Not all women can be as macho as you 8-) OP will learn to become stronger over time!
muchagente 5
well said! i've been through hard times, and i think any living being deserves such a hard time! more hard times for everyone, that's what i say!
emmybabexxx 0
I totally just stalked your profile. I'm going to Hawaii on Sunday. Is it nice? (:
stroudie94 9
It's called flickin beans now? Cool.
mrjude 3
Has been for a long, long time.
ImmaB3AST 7
Well while your flicking beans, I'm gonna go whack my weed.