Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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I_am_that_guy 0
LMAO
dacman48 0
#11's right, some girls look their best in different moods. sometimes its when their crying, laughing, wateve. i had a gf who looked amazing when she was pissed off. pissed her off alot, just to see that face ;)
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Comments (265)
I_am_that_guy 0
LMAO
longcat 0
wow
SciGuy013 0
I think it might be a hint. *wink*
greendaygirl999 5
Never heard of a crying fetish before...lmao
AnaujiraM420 0
some girls really do look hot when they crie...u should take it as a compliment bot a fml
mfmylifesrsly 30
sadist?
mfmylifesrsly 30
and I don't get it #9....
pinkorchid88 0
he must have been joking... my boyfriend loves getting me angry becuse he says I look cute when I am... that doesn't mean he doesn't love me...Im sure that's how ur bf ment it as well
BadPinkKitty07 0
OP, I'm sure he meant it as a compliment. you know, like he's saying you're always pretty, even when you're upset. it's acttually kind of cute, in an awkward sort of way. sorry about your cat by the way. :(
mizzleshizzle 0
just cry during sex, he'll love it. perhaps role play a raping.
MattCole 0
Stewie Griffin: "Your anguish sustains me!"
xHabsfanx 0
Lol
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that *insert funny joke*... I got nothing good for this one...
ReyEr9412 0
^ Who enjoys quoting Family Guy to people online? Yes #60 I'm talking to you.
Monikabug 9
I think that your boyfriend meant well in an off-the-wall kind of way. For instance, I wear a lot of make-up, and when girls cry, our make-up smears, revealing our true self, our natural skin. Maybe what your boyfriend means is that he likes seeing you cry, because that is when he gets to see the real you, the you without all of the glitz and glamour. (This is how my boyfriend attempted to explain this one to me...) In other words, I think that your man was saying that you are beautiful, too beautiful to be crying. He means well, he really does. So sorry about your cat though, OP. I hope it gets better for you, but for now FYL.
willou35_fml 13
wowowow
chrisparty 0
uhmm no thanks
sleekRelease 0
Successful troll boyfriend is successful.
Anonononomous 0
maybe he means u look pretty when u cry...still kinda weird tho
zaharaMeeka 0
exactly what I was thinking!
knockasauras 0
I lol'd.
pischrena 1
you look cute when you scream
n3n324 0
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mfmylifesrsly 30
@118 haha yes senses fail! unless you didn't mean to quote them..lol
cocopuff96 0
THAT'S HORRIBLE!!!!! I'd leave him. honestly like don't waste ur time. anyone agree?
Ouroboros_fml 0
did he proceed to lick the tears off your face and moan passionately? I wouldn't dump him unless you want to wind up like the rats and pigeons he stitches together in his basement using dental floss. congrats on dating a psychopath!
MattCole 0
Obviously I do. Yes #73, I'm talking to you. Was that a serious question?
sugarbabyxoxo 2
LOL
kkamp516 10
Unsuccessful ruhtard is unsuccessful. lol jk xD
UberFail79 0
Obviously he's just sadistic.
abyssal_angel 6
I think #77 is right. As bizarre as it sounds, some girls truly do just look flat out beautiful when they cry. It's not a sadistic thing or anything sick like that. It's just the vulnerability in their eyes is endearing. It makes you want to take care of them. That sort of thing. So while OP's boyfriend has NO gift for words, it sounds like he meant well. So.. this isn't really an FML or a YDI. Sorry about the cat though.
SciGuy013 0
I actually know the name for it. the fetish is called dacryphilia.
ReyEr9412 0
@143 I was suggesting a sentence for the comment above me. Hence the ^.
drav 0
cats suck. you'll be fine
dothedew4ever 4
I don't think that's helping ^^^
deathcab7 0
aww ): dont think to much of it
jonnyplayzaguita 0
your boyfriends one cool guy
Philosophic 0
Tell him you love seeing his tiny penis because it's just so adorable.
bishoprsv2 0
Maybe he wanted to say "I love you" or "I hate to see you cry" and got them mixed up.
qzamml 0
kick him in the balls and watch HIM cry..? =)
Killah_Jay 0
LMFAO
shiznutmuffin 0
hey look its gir
gomego87 0
YDI for crying. it's just a cat.
AndyTwin2 0
oh I now I see it that way...hmmm didn't think about it like that...good point :)
Gannon1994 0
@140, your comment made LOL!
jpest17 5
1. it is hot 2 I thinkits because it gives guys a sence of need, and is a crying person going to reject you if you being kind?
megissocool 0
what a dick...
baby_val 0
he prolly just meant he thinks it's sweet tht uu actually have feelins.. maybe ur naturally cold hearted.. ha jk but nah he didn't mean he likes seein uu hurt dumbass don't be so Patheitc
flufffypants 0
say aw me too and kick him in the dry martinis?
koolitaliano 0
i hate to see a girl cry. just makes me sad.
katmandont 0
#191 is hot!
daffit01 0
@77 he was ******** you, because that is utter rubbish
Monikabug 9
@223, it's an opinion, just because it is not yours does not make it rubbish. So, relax. :)
amymarie13 0
who wears that much makeup that when you cry it reveals the " true you"? I understand having smeared mascara but you're talking about pulling off layers.....nasty
edgeofhysteria 0
nice boyfriend you have there... what a ***.
mfmylifesrsly 30
are you affraid to say the word ASS? it's ok, we won't judge you
tokintot07 0
#40--agreeed. #44--everyones boyfriend says "you look cute when you're mad"
Boddmon 0
What a ass? Where are my nazis??
edgeofhysteria 0
ass? how lame are you?!
zac12345 0
an ass* HITLER
Boddmon 0
Much better
Youwantwhatnow 0
#109 don't you me HAIL HITLER? Nazi fail.
Youwantwhatnow 0
#109 don't you mean Hail Hitler!? Nazi Fail
Lolzords 11
Heil*
AlyBong 0
LOL what??
afatmonkey 0
It means lol it's funny that her cat died and now he is going to spray paint it gold and eat it. But don't worry, he'll use protection.
qzamml 0
lol 117 i WAS giggling the first few words but i just started laughing my ass off at "he'll use protection". lmao wtf. =P
bmalley 0
menh
alin123 0
he ment it with the best intension?
turtles0706 0
hahaha. I love itt. this isn't horrible. if he dumps you, he'll see you cry and come straight back (;
Sun_Kissed18 25
@#6 I actually think he did. I think he was trying to give her a compliment while she was feeling upset but it came out wrong? Not sure. Unless her boyfriend really is that sadistic and loves to see her cry, meaning he loves seeing her hurt and in pain emotionally. In which case, that kinda sucks
Lozza111 0
aw that's so... wierd..
mrinsult2000 0
thats hot
whydofirefliesdi 0
sadist
rachness 0
@whydofirefliesdi. Because everything has to die buddy :( sad truth
musicmaniac925 0
what does that even mean?!?
ihateks 0
that is dumb