Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
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Johnathan Glenn Moss 6
just sit him down, gently take both of his hands, look deep into his eyes and say, "Hey it's ok and who knows you might find another girlfriend someday." then kick him out and lock the door.
Alup132 22
Either he doesn’t think you guys are dating... or you’re there to keep him entertained until she comes around.
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Comments (7)
Alup132 22
Either he doesn’t think you guys are dating... or you’re there to keep him entertained until she comes around.
Johnathan Glenn Moss 6
just sit him down, gently take both of his hands, look deep into his eyes and say, "Hey it's ok and who knows you might find another girlfriend someday." then kick him out and lock the door.
Memnoc 26
What if the boyfriend is bisexual, and the love of his life is another man? Hmmmm
baristalbc 18
Are you sure you are his girlfriend?
marisbiscuit 21
errrrr.... HUH??
Sonotsuave 37
Um, what? What’s with people being pansies nowadays? This obviously sounds like he’s involved outside of you, so why the hell are you entertaining it? Tell him don’t bother and don’t get in touch again, problem solved!
darkenedone 27
I think you misspelled "ex-boyfriend".