Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
That's the most pathetic excuse in the book. You're better off OP if he can't be more honest with you than that.
Nubsche 18
Maybe he is back to visit family? dont judge too fast OP.
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Comments (30)
thefmlman2011 37
And that's wnere you walk up confidently and slap him for lying.... What? Just me? But seriously catch him out.
maritime1992 5
I'm sorry, but you don't have the right to put your hands on anyone. I would hope you would expect to get punched back if you did that. Gotta just get over it and move on.
lexiieeex3 32
Because it's completely acceptable for a man to hit a woman. Right...
maritime1992 5
It's not acceptable to hit anyone, regardless of gender. If you put your hands on a man, don't be surprised if he retaliates. You would have brought it on yourself.
Dave_Davington 34
Yeah, no. Don't hit people except in self defense (and yes, this applies to all, regardless of gender).
Jay18 22
#4 in this world no, but if the woman just out right does it without good reason then yes it is
DoomedGemini 38
But you're fine with the suggestion of a woman hitting a man..? A man has every right to defend himself.
lexiieeex3 32
That's the most pathetic excuse in the book. You're better off OP if he can't be more honest with you than that.
Nubsche 18
Maybe he is back to visit family? dont judge too fast OP.
sasquatchius 3
That's actually a pretty good excuse, it only failed because you saw him again, had you not it would've let you down real gentle like.
rivaraven 35
He is gonna move! In some years. But no, maybe he is just back visiting family? Or he actually is a douche who thought he wouldn't get caught.
species4872 20
He commutes.
hpandher 16
Was it just after Trump won?? In that case, he might have said that in heat of the moment.
RichardPencil 32
Or Canada rejected his request for political asylum. He won't Have To live like a refugee.
SmittyJA24 26
Did he say when he was moving?
RichardPencil 32
"Moving to Canada" is a euphemism for going to Wal-mart. Some people are ashamed to admit they are going there.
torrea 19
Wow, what a coward loser. That's a dick move, be happy you've got rid of him. Although I would've bitch slapped him when I saw him.