Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
Your ex-boyfriend sounds like an idiot. Be glad to be rid of him...
jetpackzach 5
or where guys with wierd dicks are found jacking off
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Comments (141)
sxe1215 0
first... penis
cparrenas 3
OP, maybe the girl he's moving for is the same girl that posted about a long distance bf moving to be with her but doesn't know that she has another bf that she is moving in with!!!! :0
seanreddog 4
No that was just the excuse he gave you... Break up fmls are boring. ..,,
Haileyw15 0
1, you fail. And aha chatroulette, jeez xP
cazens 0
well he's gambling with love....get it? well I think I'm a genius (;
TheGuyPersonDude 0
bummer
kidsanchez1 4
lol he uses chatroulette i wonder if karma could work on this
Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0
wow that's ironic
lelanatty 0
Or at least, he "said" he thought you were moving too fast. If he's the kind of guy it looks like he is, that's not what he was really thinking.
robertdr 0
cookie_monster2 0
@1 go suck one :)
xLeftoverxCrackx 0
lol atleast it wasn't WoW
cookie_monster2 0
@23 your annoying
woopsy 0
stalker! hes your EX , let him be.
seanreddog 4
lol 23 the 69 emoji!
robertdr 0
ur cookie smells little kid
hott15 0
he's your ex. who cares. find someone better who's not desperate enough to find a girl off of charoulette
robertdr 0
sean i dont know how the hell i ever lived without them i am never speaking again just using emoji awesome
rallets 23
its probably gonna turn out to be a guy
120796gators 0
how do u type emojis?
hott15 0
what is anti flood protection!!?
seanreddog 4
Search emoji in the app store, and if you can't figure it out from there, you don't deserve emoji!
robertdr 0
lol392 0
Good thing he's your ex cause he's either an asshole, or very stupid. Or both?
aznpopgrl02 0
lol@#6 maybe she is eight..wat a retard bf..let him go because he probably doesn't even have ffeelngs for u anymore...
aznpopgrl02 0
rawrcupcakesz 0
Pussy monster are you starting shit again? Yeah Kevin it's going to be a guy:) I just know it.
Haileyw15 0
41, ******* retarded. That's what it is.
Ms_Jessie22 8
No todo lo que brilla es oro. Aha! It actually fits in this instance! :) (Not all that glitters is gold)
cookie_monster2 0
@56 Leave me the **** alone. I just did two comments and all of a sudden that means I'm "starting shit" seriously your like so annoying. And that "pussy monster" name is old. Get over yourself
rawrcupcakesz 0
I get annoying? lol that just funny. No i like the name.
sdk00k 0
nice! that's prob the deal haha
cookie_monster2 0
do I have to tell you twice? and good if that's funny go ahead and laugh trick.
cbr600_fml 0
hey Taylor I still think beyonce won
kalixzo 11
Hey Sean, let's have an emoji war!!! Take that, biotch!!!
rawrcupcakesz 0
#79 Can I be the judge? I am a little bored.
robertdr 0
hey pussy monster why dont you and your mosquito bites get the **** out of fml
robertdr 0
its a site where you can randomly talk to people its mainly a place where men ********** but u can click next dont do it:)
rallets 23
hi rose :D lol yea its gonna turn out bad im the real pussy monster btw haha and whats emoji?
Haileyw15 0
Holy shit. Reading idonthate's comments give me a headache. That's like reading a mentally retarded second grader's comments. And why are you people so worried about rawr's pic? Oh that's right, because you have no life.
Haileyw15 0
Ahaha. They all got modded.
Haileyw15 0
****. That wasn't supposed to post there.
ispitflames 3
Chatroullte? Is that a webcam chat thingy? I'm pretty sure it is. So how the **** could the girl be a guy if OP was webcaming with her?
Rape_Dungeon 0
Haha chateoulette is awesome except for the guys that jerk it while on there
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your ex-boyfriend sounds like an idiot. Be glad to be rid of him...
Dopeyrox 0
I hate anti flood, and your ex is an idiot be glad you broke up
lovelove24 1
chatroulette: where budding strippers are found.
nerdsgetmehot 23
The only things I ever come across on Chatroulette is man-junk. And guys "using" their man-junk. OHHH MY WORD. :(
lovelove24 1
lol sooo true and the occasional breasts
DriDri_fml 0
I found lesbians trying to get it on fer me.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#55 Haha! What did you do?
FMLhockeyNHL 0
join?
sammiller4 3
pahaha I had a girl start stripping for me
elephande 0
An intelligent conversation on chatroulette is rare. Just like intelligent conversation most anywhere online.
jetpackzach 5
^^^^i like your sword
PottentialFML 0
My friends and I got a morbidly obese woman to start licking her breasts.
jgilez 0
She was probablly trying to eat it not lick it.
bumslie 0
where have I been? I have never heard of chatroullete. WTF is it?
jplumbob 4
129. love your pic. I have a Saint myself. love those dogs.
FYLDeep 26
Maybe if you try hard, you can find someone just as stupid to replace him.
seanreddog 4
Well you only met him 5 minutes ago, he's been talking to that girl for hours!
Ragnir 0
I'm sorry, every time I think of chatroulette I think of the south park episode where cartman tries to get kyle to meet people on it.. only to run into dudes showing off their junk for hours on end.. on topic - OP your ex sounds like a loser, you don't need him anyway
leftyharris 0
YES... Win "Dudes jacking off, dudes jacking off, dudes jacking off, Oh here's a guy! ohp, he's walking to the back of the room. oh he's taking out his penis" "Kyle, if you wanna meet friends online, you gotta Wade through the dicks first"
Xavi89 0
hahaha maybe u should follow him!
sadface2009 0
Lol the girl he left u for is more than likely, secretly a 45 year old dude!
smiley_ily 0
it's okay. obviously he's not worth posting about :p and I always wonder how people find out about their gf or bf Doing these kinds of things.