Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and realized I had washed an entire pack of tissues with them. Every single piece of clothing was covered in what looked like tiny snowflakes. I now look like I’ve been rolling around in dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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danielreader22 4
Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.
SkoomaKi 28
Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.
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Comments (133)
felisaa 5
Sorry but that's just gross.
elat4lolz 0
head and shoulders shampoo.nuff said.
LSS_fml 18
Head and shoulders is really good, but it strips dyed colour from your hair ):
metalwolf 17
Lets see, accept your natural hair color... or suffer from flakes... Maybe if you dye your hair every day you will be able to color all the flakes too.
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Tiger Woods
SkoomaKi 28
15 - I bet head is good ;D but how do you give someone shoulders?
stevenJB 25
We call our friend snowman cuz of all his dandruff. It's freaking gross that he Makes it snow on his desk and doesn't give a shit. *shutter*
Cad6 24
We...wish you a hairy christmas, we wish you a hairy christmas, we hope you rid of dandruff With some head and shoulders!!!
Cad6 24
Shudder*
KeyboardWarrior 10
You mean shudder, right? Right?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Whoa Cad's comment wasn't here when I posted. Oops.
Cad6 24
Yea FML has been glitching lately.
ihatethesenamez 6
At least it's not semen
hithayat88 2
This might be super random.. But what is black light? Shouldn't it be 'in the dark' or 'absense of light'. Just wondering.
sparkrok 8
120 - Google, my friend, Google...
danielreader22 4
Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.
Pudagiah 12
Sorry to hear it, OP. Dandruff can be a really embarrassing thing! I hop your friends understand it's not your fault. Good luck with treating it!
acdc923 0
Are we sure it's dandruff? (if you know what I mean)
iheartstewie7 5
^ Lol 87 But dandruff does not mean you're dirty. Dandruff is just dead skin cells from your scalp. So you should use a moisturizing shampoo and rub in circular motions :)
Heinousness 0
OP, I feel your pain. You can see my dandruff from ten feet away(I'm out of my special shampoo. That's how big a problem it is)
Pudagiah 12
Oops, I meant to say "I hope", not "I hop".
itsalanis 25
"Got a clue?"
SkoomaKi 28
"Got a good comment?"
randomballer 0
get the blue!!
ALpein 0
That shit does not work. It made my dandruff worse.
itsalanis 25
Ah, sorry everyone. I didn't know how high the standards were of this community. I'll improve, trust me. c:
zachherbert 10
It's ok. We forgive you, for you have sinned in the realm of FML.
ladyLALAA 29
OP, I don't know how you could have dandruff that bad and not know. No offense but it sounds like you need to up the hygiene factor!
LSS_fml 18
And avoid having black hair or clothes!
jedielf 23
He's probably blonde, and by that, I don't mean he's dumb. Or he could have grey or white hair. Dandruff is really hard to see on a person with light-coloured hair, hence the abundance of people with black hair in Head and Shoulders ads.
itsame0987 18
It's not always a hygiene factor, op could have dandruff for several other reasons. Op fyl, invest in some head and shoulders, or even better some Selsun Blue. Google how to get rid of dandruff, and read WebMD on the best way to treat it. Good luck, and know that some people are just unfortunate enough to have serious dandruff problems.
SkoomaKi 28
Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.
THExistentialist 13
but wouldn't a nice hat conceal the 'druffiness?
The_Hitdude 12
Pretty sure they're trying to get rid of the "druffiness". So in their opinion it'd be a win-win, but I guess in yours it'd be a win-lose? Like flaunting that 'druff, don't you?
KatrinaKitten 16
Head and Shoulders actually causes your scalp to become dependent upon it to the extent that without it, dandruff worsens. OP, I wouldn't recommend that. Moisturize your scalp more and try to stop itching. Most cases of dry flakes are misdiagnosed as dandruff.
so_what_fml 4
I've heard that spraying the yellow listerine on to your hair works, so OP if you don't want to use head and shoulders, listerine (yellow only) works :)
ohSNAPyall 27
92 is Selsun Blue any better? I think it's basically the same thing.
angelk12 6
Watch out everyone! The abdominal snowman's on the loose! Terrorizing mini golf courses everywhere! Weapon of choice? Anti-dandruff shampoos! Stay alert everyone. Stay alert.
Eaglestrike117 29
Abdominal?
Cad6 24
I sure wouldn't like snowmen plowing through my intestines.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Yes. He forgot to mention that it only attacks men and women with a 6-pack abdomen.
angelk12 6
Haha oops :$
Birdie_Sage 0
Ew, wash your hair more! 3 times a day for you, my friend.
Zya_fml 8
Washing your hair too many times in one day is not good for it either...
SkoomaKi 28
Zya I love your profile picture! On-topic - A shower a day should be enough to get rid of dandruff. But some people have it really bad, so it depends on the person.
peachesncreem 21
Some shampoos can cause dandruff if used often as it dries your scalp.
KM96 24
What?! 3 times a day?! Thats enough to make OP's hair fall out under that intense washing!
micahsmommy 13
Not all dandruff is from oily scalps. It's common to find people who use over the counter hair dying kits frequently to have excessively dry scalps and get flakes. OP could actually need a conditioning treatment for the scalp and a moisturizing shampoo.
Mahat 0
Use water
ycrem0n 21
Use water to treat dandruff? Then might as well use water to cure cancer, genius.
6ate7 1
But water can't cure your bad comment
KiddNYC1O 22
Water sucks! It really really sucks!
MyBedRoomIsTidy 2
That's embarrassing, you should sort that out ASAP.
UmBongos 3
.... Umm ... Lawl?
RussianFox 13
If you can't come up with something smart to post then don't comment.