Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to a restaurant for lunch and said, “It’s time we talk about our future.” I got all emotional, thinking he was going to propose. Instead, he calmly told me he’s moving to another country. I cried into my breadsticks. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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Top comments
PurpleFrostingg 7
Lol. " Flicking my bean"
actingbro 3
Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol
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Comments (286)
xcarxcrashx 9
Man up sister. People have lived through worse than a long distance relationship. I lived away from my bf for a year and a half and I survived.
RainbowHeadache 2
She's entitled to cry about it sometimes if she wants, but if it takes over her life that's when it's time to draw the line. My boyfriend lives 5 hours away but I haven't cried about it because I know that at least he still wants to stay with me. It could be worse, OP. Cheer up. :)
Kurtykat 2
Just reading "flicking my bean" made me laugh.
laurencheese 7
flicking my bean? out of all the terms for that?
underguarded 20
The only reason I liked this was because Of "flicking my bean"
sweetheartxoxo88 7
I've heard it put a lot of ways, but "flicking my bean?" That's just weird.
fuckmrsoftee 0
i would feel bad for you but there are a lot of positives here. #1, you coined what could be the phrase of a generation. #2, your boyfriend must be the luckiest guy in the world if you thought of him at such an intimate ventuer in your life. way to go
RainbowHeadache 2
The phrase has been around a lot longer than this particular FML.
wriptidez 0
shut up
transalex 4
Let's all flick our beans!
superpacker85 0
whats a "bean" how do you "flick" it?
RooBooBear 0
It's a party!
ILuffYou 0
hahaha who the **** says flicking my bean?!?