Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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Richisme 0
The pole was lonely. It thanks
Carl_Duker 0
what are the odds huh!
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Comments (106)
llAllStarll 0
everyone respond to this so there will be no more thread jacking
ATL_chris 6
pole win
ninjacapo 2
lol whos seen m night shamalans "signs". good movie.
HandOfClod 0
Before you sneezed you should have said "Pika". So that way you'd say Pikachu!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Don't get eaten by the big furry kitties.
ajohnson2318 0
female drivers. wouldn't expect anything less...
im_banned 0
haha agree
PaperCaper 11
Lol 13, that makes a lot of sense, considering our insurance is lower.
Oreosbff 0
LOL you must have the worst luck...hope your car still works!
Brittneyyyy 7
How does sneezing cause you to lose all control of your car and run into a pole?
tweetbaby14 18
38- only when someone is lying
samanthadude 0
lol @ 10 My sneezes are really high pitched. :P
Einstein714 0
finally, a fml that makes sense. that is if you totaled out your ride with no cell signal and sat stranded in the bush
956TXking 0
OP was probably giving road head lol
cbr600_fml 0
that must it been one he'll of a sneeze
Moshpoint0 0
67 - Yeah, while driving...idiot.
956TXking 0
73 no shit that's why she crashed idiot
crailboyne 0
anyone else get the funny part of this? there's some bush and a pole sticking out...hehe
boating_guy 33
HAHAHAHAHHHAHA!!! women drivers LMFAO and yea @27 ur insurance is only less cuz women make less money
fuckyourcouch89 0
because op is a shit driver
TheBreaKer_fml 0
why was she driving in the kitchen?
slimjim8094 12
women drive vastly fewer miles. although admittedly guys' accidents tend to be far bigger, women have nearly twice as many. it comes down to men having a more developed spatial processing system than women, so they know where the car is, and what it can do, better.
ZleveL 0
lol 78 you dirty fool XD samanthadude which one is you? art thou thy darker maiden? henceforth, whereforth, shoppe, ye olde old English ftw
ZleveL 0
*which one ARE you? oh silly me :p
NzxtZ06 0
the only big furry kitties I've seen are on the women who haven't shaved in quite a while
TheNewGuy03 29
i have yet to lose control of my car while doing so, but i apparently have pretty powerful sneezes. like bang-your-head-on-the-desk-in-a-quiet-room sneezes. so i can see it as a possibility, at least. |the kid|
Rawwrness 3
that sux
Carl_Duker 0
what are the odds huh!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Probably really low :P but it happened, sucks for you
marshbbylove 0
Had to be karma. Or God just hates you today, in which case I send sympathy hugs.
hazelkee 0
4!
ArtIsResistance7 1
Did you have a sneeze attack?! This seems highly unlikely unless you are one of those people that sneeze like there is a demon coming out of their nose. Otherwise, the universe just wanted to stick it to you.
hsshae 0
tehehe
Richisme 0
The pole was lonely. It thanks
sexybeastsexybea 0
wow fafp
Save_Bandit 5
that stinks.
TrevorSays 1
ya a lot of people, mostly girls, apologize for running into my pole "accidently".