Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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Top comments
XmasaX 24
I don't blame him.
Charles900 16
I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.
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Comments (76)
codytallica 38
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A07 48
Congratulations, good job man.
briang959 47
You're so 2000 late.
Epikatz 22
Why the hell do people say stupid shit like this just to get the first comment? At least put some effort in, you don't get a friggin' trophy for commenting first.
XmasaX 24
I don't blame him.
Yakob_Smirnoff 4
i feel for your embarrasment at that moment
sureshadow 23
neither do i
False_Stupidity 42
I don't blame him either. Hell, I'd probably laugh at myself if it happened to me.
Charles900 16
I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Good heavens, you're a hazard. ;)
Araj_Hs 19
If i were him, I would do the same. You should probably act like nothing happened, hahaha
Kailayla 29
That, or laugh at yourself for the accomplishment
brandoneyez1 25
Bless you! Gesundheit!
meli1195 31
A little embarrassment is better than having to pay for repairs caused by a sneezing fit OP.
briang959 47
Glad the airbag didn't go off.
FemskyD 26
Well i bet you made this guys day!!
WitEluded 13
Just be glad you aren't one of those people who always sneeze multiple times in a row!