Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I needed to buy a new crash helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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debbyman13 21
At least you didn’t crash tho
mike3775 39
Unless they are wearing the type of helmet that has the shield snap on and doesn’t move
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Comments (2)
debbyman13 21
At least you didn’t crash tho
rogue92 6
Really? Do you even really ride? Of your gunna sneeze you open your visor so you don't mess it up, even if you fail to do it before you sneeze then you can open it after to "improve visibility".
mike3775 39
Unless they are wearing the type of helmet that has the shield snap on and doesn’t move