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Anonymous Bournemouth, United Kingdom

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Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

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TabooSushi 24

Wha... As a wearer of contact lenses: How did you even manage that? That's kind of impressive.

TheNewGuy03 29

Pull over to the side and pop those ******* back in!

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Comments (39)

Sandsh8rk 36

You're lucky it was your contacts that popped out, and not your tyres.

chuka81 27

Do tyres ever pop out because someone sneezed?

NeatNit 33

It can happen if you sneeze hard enough. It happened to my friend's uncle's friend's girlfriend!

jet223 20

How is a comment with 15 down votes top comment?

Ashd09 30

#17 because this isn't ifunny. Comments appear in the order they are posted, not by the number of likes they receive

photographer49 22

#9 Sounds like you got your info from an extremely reliable source

Zarcissa 34

How'd that happen? Hope you didn't crash into anything while driving half-blind.

fmlfreek101 15

At least they didn't make contact with your tires.

MisterEx 28

Aren't you glad we can't sneeze with our eyes open, OP? "Yes we can't. Don't try it at home if you don't want your eyeballs to literally pop out".

TheNewGuy03 29

Pull over to the side and pop those ******* back in!

mohamed_H 21

Let's just hope OP doesn't cause an accident...

Miss_Chevious 37

So your eyes literally popped out.

tomvertigo 17

They literally did not. Not even figuratively.

greatscot 8

eeek that would freak me our so much if that ever happened to me! Hope your all good OP. Did you have spare glasses or contacts to put in/on to continue driving?

TabooSushi 24

Wha... As a wearer of contact lenses: How did you even manage that? That's kind of impressive.

insecurewife07 3

I've actually had it happen, but more precisely, when I closed my eyes really quickly to sneeze, the contact got like folded in half. It was still in my eye but it was all messed up. And I was driving down the highway in the middle of nowhere. I definitely almost crashed.

fpants2010 18

I was wondering that too!! I've worn contacts for the past 15 years and have never had anything like that happen.

TabooSushi 24

Wow. I guess I'm lucky, I've never had anything like that happen. Usually mine only get messed up if I rub my eyes the wrong way.

rockyhorrorQT 12

I had it happen in gym class when I first started wearing contacts. A little differently being a tennis ball to the eye. Surprisingly I didn't bruise though.

thatonechicksaid 12

I've had that happen and it was terrifying

JZY1989 23

I've done that. really sucks.