Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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Richisme 0
The pole was lonely. It thanks
Carl_Duker 0
what are the odds huh!
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Comments (106)
bananiesrnanies 0
how does anyone even know if she was a woman ??
xxindigobluexx 0
yeah, ok.
Rheannon 0
Uh.. insurance for women is less because most of us know not to act like a retard.
Puddin828 0
Um, the one who fails at driving due to a sneeze is not am indiviudal who should be driving buhhaaha. None the less, it's still a FML moment so FYL!!
glemmie 0
wow do you expect us to feel bad for you? you're a dick.
glemmie 0
ok so this was suppose to go to the fml with the guy cheating. my phone freaked sorry dude that sucks. and is a huge fear of mine>.>
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! wut a FUKIN FAILURE!
CloudEnvy 17
I'm pretty sure you can't go for a drive in the bush here.
Ass_Clapper_130 0
you have the best luck EVER
StijnJanssen 0
soooo fake..
woopsy 0
i hate sneezing when i drive