Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
Today, a teacher asked me to edit a video of her class. Unfamiliar with cameras that work with video tape, I accidentally recorded over her video. The footage is impossible for me to get back. FML
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Top comments
foamsinmouth 0
If you're filming the football practice how could you not know it was recording your voice as well? That's called stupidity. :P
Excellence 0
You idiots. Did you just assume that the camera would be polite and not eavesdrop on your conversation?
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Comments (217)
lizz1234 0
hahaha you definitely deserved that.
ShadowRaptor 9
Wow, camcorders that record sound...what ever will they think of next?
cutiepop8456 8
ur a bitch
marz88 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm 100% heterosexual.
Nightwing98 22
Get. A. Life.
andrewcollins 8
Nobody cares!
xalexrulesx 0
Ouch. Its okay, just make it seem like you were "trying" to say that.
lululatenight 28
I wonder how many dates they've been on since then....
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
@234 "dates"
dabears554 0
#2=OWNED!!! Also, hahaha, so totally your fault. Maybe some of the guys you said good things about will be interested lol.
authorkid 2
how was #2 owned?
foamsinmouth 0
If you're filming the football practice how could you not know it was recording your voice as well? That's called stupidity. :P
indivisualsoul 0
that's what I was thinking!
sabresfano 1
moralfag^
JackTheRipper_fml 0
that's what you get for being dumb *****
marz88 0
#4 yup sadly so close though :( Pure genius but hey maybe now you might get your wish
nafiul93 0
Today after football practice, we watched a film of yesterdays practice. There was two girls talking about who they wouldn't have sex with. They mentioned Joe. I'm Joe. FML
_comic_ 0
I don't get it. You were filming it... You were talking about the guys... You played the tape to them??? 1) Makes zero sense. 2) Even if you didn't know it was recording, you wouldn't attempt to watch it before you show them? YDI.
mattjamt 16
They were filming for the ta to watch during strategy meetings. My team has film girls, training girls, stat girls, and my favorite, food girls!
lil_ham1644 29
Wow. All girls serve the team? Any guys? That doesn't seen exactly ethical...
jarofarts 0
what kind of moron doesn't realize that video records sound?