Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Good job!
Today, my husband fell asleep in the middle of a blowjob. I feel kind of insulted. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
ThreeWeeksWithoutSex
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Parenting is exhausting
Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
nextcontestant16
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Make your mind up!
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
suffersecks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
bjfail
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
ThatIsNotIt
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Underperforming
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
SadOral
🌶️ Spicy
Masterclass
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Top comments
lifeis4me 20
Chances are he was just really tired. If you’re still willing, a bj when he wakes up could work
RichardPencil 32
That sucks.
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Comments (10)
demix_fml 32
Think I would of bit it 😶
tounces7 28
And you probably would have ended up divorced and in jail.
lifeis4me 20
Chances are he was just really tired. If you’re still willing, a bj when he wakes up could work
bobsanction 18
You must give terrible ********.
RichardPencil 32
That sucks.
Shawn Raymond 7
Kinda opposite for me I was very tired(it was 4 in the morning) while fingering my gf after she orgasamed I passed out oof
jbuckets_404 39
Were you giving or getting??? Guess it really doesn't matter, does it? Next time, slap him in the balls to wake him up and tell him that you're done. Then ask if he enjoyed it.... Lol
S3XY_SiNG3R 5
That just means yu give good head, honey~
WistayShlaio82 13
Ok but is he a first responder? When I get home I’m so exhausted my PS4 has been getting neglected. I’ve never had a girlfriend so my games are my s/o
xxWTFxx1981 23
Happened to me once while my wife was giving me a bj... She still hasn't forgiven me been years... I was extremely tired that night kids, work, etc give him a break could of been a tough day...
Elizabeth Burley 22
Don't feel bad OP. My fiance did the same thing when he was dead tired after 3 weeks of over time at work. I'm sure it was the same situation here. I'm sure he can make it up to you and have some fun together 😉