Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, upon applying for a new job to leave my old crappy job I was informed by my new potential employer that he was unable to hire me because he is friends with my current boss. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my former boss called to bitch me out for some computer issue he emailed me to fix three days ago. I quit my job there 7 months ago, and I had to hand my phone to my new manager to convince my old boss I really did quit and wasn’t just avoiding fixing the computer problem. Asshole. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Goodness...I don't know how I would handle things if my former boss was practically following me around like that. Nascour was such a nasty one. Hopefully things are better this time around, darling! Good luck!
VeryNice329 0
that's sucks something slimey. I'm really sorry op. just don't go and quit this job too. see if he is either different or find a way to complain to HIS boss if he irritates you again?
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Comments (63)
giantsfan2010 23
I hope you didn't quit.
Lozza111 0
lol, yeah, that sucks, get him fired XD JK
flexicano 0
Awesome pranks, dude!!
Lozza111 0
or get a new job, or take his, as the boss, what did he do anyways?
ImsoMikhail 0
lol he just won't leave you alone.. killing him is the only answer
FreeRunn3r 12
how the **** did that happen?
vexxcis 0
Seriously how the ****?
Trupe 3
Well damn, he knows all your little tricks and manipulations now. No sleeping or taking breaks cause he's gonna be up your ass like an enema.
shhhh_x0 0
hey maybe it's fate ? lol
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
How though OP?
ATL_chris 6
just ignore him.. lol
badschuster 0
lol that funny life a bitch ain't it
knibbsy 4
Does anyone else here see a problem in #'s 2 through 7 replying to the first comment? It's like they're saying "posting a fresh commment unrelated to the first might mean we won't get noticed even though we'd be close to the top, so we need to post in reply to the first so everyone will see our comment! 'Yeah man, let's get noticed!'"
ZoroFresh 0
hi iron man
thepeople2 0
easy, go back to your old job. Happens all the time.
qwillis98 20
My friend it seems you have either a huge douche, or a stalker.
qwillis98 20
Sorry meant to put on main wall.
gaahhh123 0
that's kinda funny you should laugh at that
eihtballplaya_fml 4
I bet your boss is all like. I just got a new job and this ******** that I made quit 3 months ago is working here now. So I get the chance to do it all over again.
Person000 0
haha ^ that would be better fml
mscupcake1 0
Wow... What are the odds O.o
VeryNice329 0
that's sucks something slimey. I'm really sorry op. just don't go and quit this job too. see if he is either different or find a way to complain to HIS boss if he irritates you again?
ATLBOI770 0
if I wuz him I would fire u for the fun if it
Mirorbo 27
Goodness...I don't know how I would handle things if my former boss was practically following me around like that. Nascour was such a nasty one. Hopefully things are better this time around, darling! Good luck!
Lisimal 7
I say you butt rape him! Believe me, he'll stop being a pain in the ass. Or accidentally trip him down the stairs. Buahahahahahahahahahaha! That'll teach him. P.S. I don't have issues, and no I don't need to see a specialist.
blackirish44 0
That's just ****** up. Either man up or run again, couldn't happened twice.
blackirish44 0
^ This guys right. ^
blackirish44 0
I agree with 18
keven501 12
OP quits and later gets a third job Sees his new boss Boss: "bill what are the odds of me being your boss again." OP: (looks at him for a second) "I'm done" (walks out)
Mirorbo 27
Goodness... I don't think I'd be able to handle myself if my former boss was following me around like that. Nascour was a nasty one. Hopefully things will be better this time around, Darling. Good luck!~
cockelover 0
I don't see a problem just go up to him and say " don't mess with me or i'll kill u" and then show him a butcher knife. :)
HailsMM 0
aaaand get fired