Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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Top comments
Richisme 0
The pole was lonely. It thanks
Carl_Duker 0
what are the odds huh!
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Comments (106)
K_B011 0
hahaha that does suck though
cheergirly16 0
Nice bod 49. :)
katiesmurph 5
did you have a seizure while you sneezed?
crackertoa 0
so ur from South Africa eh??
crackertoa 0
BZ
OwNowBrownCow 0
VUVUZELAS ARE ANNOYING
welandedonthemoo 5
in solviet Egypt. poles run into u
crackertoa 0
BZ
katiesmurph 5
STFU!
dugumit 0
that must of been one huge sneeze for u to be that distracted from the road.
jessicock 0
that's what she said.
DianeArmstrong 0
Now there isn't a pole for over 100km
PurpleLlamas 0
oh yeah your life is totally effed cuz you hit a pole mmhmm