Anonymous
She's lost control again
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
A. Person
Mexico
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
blocked
United States
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Mikimiks93
South Africa
Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Toot toot!
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Anonymous
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Where am I going wrong?
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You're lucky the trees were small enough to drive through. One mature tree and you would never have to worry about sneezing again.
kfchicken 31
.... I don't get how people are on your side with this. you literally went on a rampage and are justifying it with sneezes. you could have slammed on your breaks before or after you hit the first tree at the very least.
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Comments (4)
noporn4u 9
Gesundheit! To be honest, this has always been one of my biggest fears while driving.
raven_of_azarath 35
Same. I try as hard as I can to either hold my sneeze or keep my eyes open. That split second of a sneeze could be all it takes to get in an accident.
RichardPencil 32
You're lucky the trees were small enough to drive through. One mature tree and you would never have to worry about sneezing again.
kfchicken 31
.... I don't get how people are on your side with this. you literally went on a rampage and are justifying it with sneezes. you could have slammed on your breaks before or after you hit the first tree at the very least.
BatCatTaco 13
Did you get the Cheezit out at least?