Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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Comments (469)
Hazmat88 2
You wouldn't despise her if you lived in a state where it was legal, would you? You are an idiot... Try a little inner focus with a touch of reserved judgement
dominic1221 6
A state? OP lives in the UK. You're the (illiterate) idiot.
Llamacod 11
dominic, perhaps the commenter uses a smart phone app, we don't get locations on the app. we get name and gender that's all.
Shrike 24
You do on the iOS apps. And if that was really the case, how about just not assuming that everything happens in your own country? Correct me if I'm wrong that you're from the States, Hazmat. All you do is reinforce certain stereotypes, and you look pretty damn ignorant in the process.
KuchkaNumberOne 2
Big ******* deal. You never picture FMLs as happening where you're from? You look at them from a worldly perspective?
Shrike 24
Yep. Sad to see that's such a bizarre concept to some people these days.
KuchkaNumberOne 2
It's FML. Honestly it is not that serious.
GoldenGrizzly 7
I understand being annoyed that she was talking on the cell phone, but what you did was perhaps more dangerous, you let your rage take control and physically acted it out. You have road rage and need to calm the **** down.
ryanebk 7
It's illegal in a lot Of places to be on the phone while driving. So the reason she caused the accident probably had something to do with her zoned out on the phone. Someone was using her phone an almost turned completely into Me
Llamacod 11
someone was using their phone you mean. by saying "someone was using her phone..." kinda implies that somebody was using op's cell phone using rage target in this case.
kaelamarie 2
I'm not really seeing an issue. She was driving while on a cell phone - so she gets the blame for the accident. Your vehicle may be damaged but you don't have to pay for the repairs. Hopefully it taught her a very important lesson so she won't do it again. Doing what you did may have saved someone's life.
thiscrazything 1
OP could have just as easily taken a life with that dick move.
odimus 3
Except he caused the accident. If she had only caused it because she wasn't paying attention, you would be correct, but if OP hadn't honked she wouldn't have hit him. So not, it is not her fault.
bebout 0
No, they scared her while drivin on the cell phone, hate to break it to all of you but alot of insurance companies place a percentage of fault towards each person usually and it sounds like they are both to blame but more so the idiot for blowing the horn, the accident wouldn't have happened at least at that moment if the horn hadn't been honked. Pull ur head out of ur self righteous butt and maybe then u will see the problem!
naughtylez82 4
Dude your gucking stupid and it serves you right. Not ful but for the other driver **** her life indeed
nsdq160th11 1
U r a coke soaker!!!
twofirstnames 12
Maybe if you had a better attitude about it I would feel a little more sorry for you, but still you deserve it, idiot..
megan324 4
Hey at least she didnt murder u
kurtXD 0
Sue that retard 1 for the damage and 2 for texting and driving
vcapelo 19
If everybody just mind their own business, criminals would be in paradise!