Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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stormchaser24 24
And instead of paying addition to the road you where looking at the cell phone talker. So good job. YDI
chellyX92 8
I hate it when people just walk across the street willy nilly but I don't speed up as they are going. YDI.
SvenSeico 9
Yeah, that really sucks. Just make her pay the damages. She shouldn't be on a cellphone (while driving) unless its an emergency in the first place. Even then, most people would pull over if it was that important.
strawberrywine22 30
Um, wow. You're a bitch. You totally deserved that.
alpacaman 5
You're a bitch. Don't say that about her.
Shrouds 14
took one for the team. they crashed into you instead of running into a pedestrian. just report the fact the driver was on the phone, and they can subpena the call logs. you will win your case easily.
stormchaser24 24
So instead of paying addition to the road you where watching a person on a cell phone. You could have killed someone too. YDI
Harpy20 24
Yeah because freaking out and startling her was the brightest idea.
aeriemakenzie 4
You probobly scared then!
P1Nk13 7
ydi for being an ass
jagutschlag 3
Wow, you deserve it for being an over reacting prick.