Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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Comments (469)
perdix 31
Paranoia will destroy ya. You're not a cop. We don't need amateur vigilantes running around to fix all of society's ills. Just whime about it on FML ;)
jessesgirl14 16
Quit causing wrecks!
CustardAndPie 13
Read the highway code, ********. Your horn is to signal an emergency, such as, you know, someone about to walk in front of your car. It is NOT meant to be used in the way you chose. I'm not surprised the woman swerved and, to be frank, YDI very, very much.
marisadc79 0
Nobody likes that crap but that was stupid on your part and I've got to say YDI big time. A horn is for an emergency like a person is about to hit you or an animal is on the road. How did you get a license?
xJackson 1
WTF!?!??! :D
manuelrangel 4
That's what you get for being a dick
OneLoveOneLove 0
Why not pay attention to the road... Herpa Derp
insanexnh 13
This is why we have the police. So you can report drivers while also driving safely, and more importantly, minding your own business.
Winsky100 4
Am I honestly the only one that finds this okay? Sure he was being the brightest but the dumb bitch who hit him gets the blame 1. She was the one on the phone and 2. She hit him! He solved the problem don't think she'll talk and drive for awhile and he gets a few upgrades to his car in the process.
taywee14 0
i agree with u compleatly!
Llamacod 11
um, he doesn't get upgrades, he loses value by being in an accident and if he had modifications like a body kit or whatnot, her insurance isn't required to pay for them. insurance is only required to pay for "stock" repairs. also, I bet dipshit op will not be honking at others anytime soon either.
Neatfellen 0
also the cop probly ruled the accident the fault of the retard who blasted his horn which is a signal of emergency. so hes probly paying for her repairs stupid.
lacrossebrah13 8
53- I thumbed you down simply because you're a KU fan.
writergirl23 19
Haha :)