Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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ohrlly7457 7
Sucks for u
Calyx_fml 22
Randomness startling drivers with danger blasts on your horn is more dangerous than talking on a cell phone. YDI
egc573 40
So you see someone who is highly distracted and you decide to frighten her as well? Leave things like this to the police. It's YOUR job as a driver to minimize the possibility of an accident-- by placing distance between your car and hers, not honking.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Sorry, I clicked on the wrong thumb. I agree with you completely.
nerdywhiteguy 4
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She has to learn someway at least u taught her a lesson
koolkat27 13
No, she was probably confused as to why OP honked at her in the first place. Sorry OP but YDI. She still had her eyes on the road; it would've been a different story if she was texting and driving.
bengermin 5
Did she break any of the legs on your high horse?
mvems 13
Honestly my favorite comment of all time. Impeccably clever, bravo.
Sanch101 7
Probably not, but she broke the UK law.
bengermin 5
Also, fire's heat and water's wet. You're the 294th commentators, we've established that by now.
Sanch101 7
A lot of pretty stupid people do not seem to have taken note of that.
cmb8280 24
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
reddudeover 2
I feel your pain op, just get a horn like mine. It has several selectable phrases. From mild mannered English gent. "Excuse me Sir/Madame but may I klindly suggest you move?" To American "MOVE BITCH!!!!! RAAAWWR!!!
taywee14 0
omg i lmfao'd reading ur comment! that just made my day :) lol
reddudeover 2
75 - Thanks, sorry you got thumbed down for liking my comment. I'm something of a social pariah as of late.
loclinton 8
You must be pretty ignorant to see the world in cliches like that. Grow up, idiot.
reddudeover 2
145 - You must be pretty ignorant not to see it was a joke. Lighten up idiot.
kittenvks 11
145- so let me guess, how dare he make a joke using a cliche!! How rude!!! Cliches can never be funny! Get over yourself. I thumbed it up. You wanna know why? Because I found it funny, and because it seems reasonably articulate coming from a guy with an ab shot as a profile pic and with that anything articulate is impressive... Wait... Was that a cliche? Damn.
lonkite101 14
I saw that coming
auzz1_pride 9
You can see the future? :O
krewer21 1
OP, I share your anger. The accident proves the point. FYL b/c distracted driver is distracted!
Neatfellen 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it doesn't prove his point. it proves he's a retard for blowing his horn
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Wow I'm having mix feelings about this post. 1) sure, people who drive and talk sicken me too. It's not safe for the driver or the people on the streets. 2) honking your horn in disgust? Is that REALLY a smart thing to do? I think not! It's a dick move! 3) now that driver got into a car crash at your exspense. *sigh*...*shake my head*
golferman72 16
Too long of a post. I didn't even read it all. Lol
Jessj958 19
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YDI!! I hate people that don't mind their own business. Besides, don't act like you've never talked on your phone while driving. We've all done it, whether it's right or wrong, so get over it.
Sir_drink_alot 20
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^ liar, of course you have done it, everyone has at some point in time.. And I don't think talking on the phone any more distracting than talking to a passenger in the car
Llamacod 11
actually sir drink alot, there have been studies that have shown that talking on the phone while driving is much more distracting than another person in the car. one of the reasons that passengers in the car is less distracting is because a passenger in the car is, well, in the car so the passenger knows when to pause the conversation as traffic or surroundings get complicated
Speedylunar 19
I have never phoned while driving, nor do I know a lot of people who have. Please don't tell me what I did or didn't do in order to prove your point. It'll backfire pretty fast. If I ever do see one of my friends acting that irresponsibly, I woulddefinitelyy tell them about the risks they are taking having a phone call while driving. That being said, however, (OT:) honking at someone who's on the phone, however tempting it may be, could be even worse. It's a bit of FYL, but a whole lot more YDI.
bonermonkey 31
but it is my business when it's my life they are endangering? using your mobile while driving affects everyone around you so 'mind your own' is a ******* ignorant selfish thing to say