fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Austria
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United States
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
yermom
United States
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
emily
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Whodunnit
Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Anonymous
United States
My precious
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Reminds me of the “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" quote:(
abNormal62 23
Have somebody dial your number and see if the ministers's pocket rings!
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Comments (120)
Halfass 8
Bless you
kutemotoka 15
Hahahahahahah why has this down votes? xD
ExtremeEncounter 32
And you're surprised, OP? The people in church are the same people you see on the streets, there's always gonna be a fair share of douchebags.
Afroninja4566 21
Wow. I don't think there's anything lower than doing something like that. Hope that whoever returns it OP.
daisylokes 16
i doubt it will get returned. Cant trust anybody these days not even church, apparently :/ so sad.
uncle_ssaamm 12
im pretty sure there are a lot of things lower than that... at least op didnt get stabbed at church or something lol
Madsun11 14
God is calling.
Steve95401 49
But your phone is gone, so you won't be able to answer the call.
Chicagoillinois 18
Dick move number ten xD
JKPwnage 27
He wants his image back.
StraightUpBaller 14
Let's play Clue!
badassmf1234 22
Well that's not very Christian
zBLAKEz 23
It's actually extremely Christian if you look at history. Native American genocide, the crusades, the dark ages, etc.
NomeDMF 17
Catholics* Big difference between Christians and Catholics.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Actually, God has committed genocide a few times according to the Bible... except that it wasn't a specific race, it was the whole world. Hitler: *heavy breathing*
worldclassrager 41
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian like sitting in a garage doesn't make you a car
zBLAKEz 23
65 - Catholicism is the first branch of Christianity. Saying there's a big difference between Catholics and Christians is like saying there's a big difference between Protestants and Christians.
sonasonic 34
Huh. I didn't realise I opened up a forum on religion...
insideoutoreo33 8
#30, human nature is inherently evil, and history can prove this. However, if you are recognizing Christian wrong doings, I'd advise you to also consider the bloodshed that took place within the atheistic regimes of the 20th century. Mao, stalin, potts, etc. Hopefully as we evolve and advance we will be able to lessen violence and hatred regardless of religious beliefs, race, culture, etc.
zBLAKEz 23
There has never been an "atheistic regime." That sounds like the most absurd phase I've ever heard of. Stalin was a communist. If you truly think that atheism and communism are interchangeable phrases then you know nothing about either one. The fact that you think human nature is inherently evil is just depressing. I've always been told I was cynical and pessimistic but damn, I've never had that bleak of an outlook on all human beings. Perhaps you should attempt to surround yourself with good people so you don't have such a negative view of people. I've always been surrounded by assholes but I've never thought everybody was inherently evil. That's just so dark.
insideoutoreo33 8
Actually there literally has been an atheistic regime. I'm not sure you know what the definition of a regime is. Stalin killed millions for practicing their religion in peace as he was consistently enforcing atheism in the entire soviet union. That is a historical fact. It is simply arrogant to assume that nothing bad has ever been done in the name of atheism. Perhaps evil is a strong word. My point is that we can observe through history that humans are not entirely selfless beings. Wars are happening all over the world, millions of people die from starvation every year in an earth with plentiful resources.
TheIronFez 13
On a side note, Chairman Mao killed 60 million people, more than Stalin (20 mil) and Hitler.
jet223 20
Oh that really sucks OP. My dad almost got his wallet stolen at church but realized before it was taken. FYL
KawaiiPinkie 11
#29 You notice someone trying to take something from your pocket? Sometimes you can feel it when someone is trying to take something from your pocket. He could also have happened to move his head and noticed that someone was trying to take his wallet. Think before you comment next time.
brand125 17
"think before you comment next time" howabout you learn not to be an asshole before you comment next time
Tournesol143 28
One would think a phone isn't needed to communicate with God.
xygen 19
One would think before making a smart ass comment.
sonasonic 34
One would think. Period.
abNormal62 23
Have somebody dial your number and see if the ministers's pocket rings!
nix1993 41
My phone was stolen from my bag while I was in an exam last week, someone suggested I do this, so I used the 'find my iPhone' app to make it play that sound. When the invigilators bag started to ping she tried to claim that it was her ring tone.
vinnerator 7
unless it's on silent
SystemofaBlink41 27
And Satan always makes sure your phone is on silent when you lose it.
shedevil07 8
With find my iPhone, if it even is an iPhone, the Find My iPhone app will still make it ring:)
Angsty_Armadillo 25
There are PLENTY of bad people that go to church. We can't all walk on water. But all that aside, I feel for you OP. Had something similar happen a few years back.
Morning_fml 22
Actually none of us can walk on water, it's physically impossible. I know, that was terrible. I'll let myself out.
TallMist 32
Well, technically you can. If you go to a pool and put a little glass walkway JUST under the surface and walk on it, you're technically walking on the water on the glass as well as the glass.
simply_chan3l 13
Even though it's church doesn't mean everyone is a saint. Sorry op, if it was an iPhone maybe you can track it?