Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduled flight at the airport, we were generously moved to an earlier flight home. An hour later, our new flight had been cancelled and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight. Our original flight took off fine. FML
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML
Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly Prague, but emergency landed in Vienna. No word from the company or airport. After 4 hours of waiting, I took a FlixBus. Just as it left, I got a call: new plane in 90 minutes. My girlfriend was eagerly anticipating my return, ready for some fun, but now I'm delayed. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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skip231 0
If it's your honeymoon, isn't he no longer your fiance? Just wondering.
perdix 31
YDI for not waiting until marriage before going on your honeymoon. I'm not so holier-than-thou and superior that I look down on you for having pre-marital sex. But when you ask me to tolerate pre-marital honeymooning, that is something I cannot do. Some lines must never be crossed!
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Eaglestrike117 29
Nothing seems to go right.
bosshaug 0
First
Starchild21 3
Lol nice CATch ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
HahaYDI 0
Haha. I see what you did there. You made a funny by taking the word "catch" and emphasizing the "cat" part. Very clever, you sir win one internet cookie. *Hands cookie*
Starchild21 3
I don't see the chocolate chips in the cookie?!? :( I hope you abdiCATe your position as the cookie fairy! :( ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
HahaYDI 0
It isn't chocolae chip, it's a tracking cookie, those are the finest in internet cookies. But, if you prefer I can send you a chocolate chip cookie by mail if you wish to give out your address. Lol.
Mx_Rider 6
Ehhhhhh **** her in the airport bathroom till shes knocked the F out?
mayumm 0
What did # 1 say?
sexymessy 0
Wow that's a bummer!
icanine 0
Been there, done that & it really sucks. :/
chickenbucker 0
ouch
vitafabula 0
Since I'm a huge jackass, I'm going to point out what number post I have. Yay! #6! XD
skip231 0
If it's your honeymoon, isn't he no longer your fiance? Just wondering.
flylikemusic 0
Wondering the same thing.
Veritas143 0
that's all I could think about..i barely paid attention to the rest of the FML thinking about it..
yem2004 0
good point... Honeymoon = Already married (Normally) 2nd... this is one of those that i dont' see how people can say "You deserve it" it wasn't their fault they missed their flight...
woosah 16
same.... I haven't a clue what she said after... bc I was trying to figure it out... she's probably not even used to saying husband yet, where she's probably said fiancé for a while.. ya
EMTchic 14
Um, first of all, the OP is a guy (thats what the little blue symbol means, FYI) and secondly, when it is spelled "fiancée" that is referring to a girl . There is a difference, people, learn it ! Fiancé = boy Fiancée = girl
lonely_heart_89 6
They could've done the honeymoon first, then the wedding after. That's what my friend and her husband did.
kukopia 0
MARRIAGE FAIL!!! If you're on your honeymoon (even enroute to it), she's your WIFE, not 'fiance'!! You don't deserve a honeymoon!! Fate has seen how you are!!
Sappheyes 0
It's pooptacular when it's happening, but don't let it bother you too much, I've been held up in airports before, and the longer your flight, it seems the more likely you are to run into problems. Just laugh and enjoy your time together. Explore the terminal. Have fun with it! Maybe I just love being new places, but I might actually enjoy the chance to run around an international airport with my loved one. Airports are awesome! (Once you're past the security.)
perdix 31
YDI for not waiting until marriage before going on your honeymoon. I'm not so holier-than-thou and superior that I look down on you for having pre-marital sex. But when you ask me to tolerate pre-marital honeymooning, that is something I cannot do. Some lines must never be crossed!
1goodthing 0
my thoughts exactly!
Ligerie 0
haha agreed
omghehehe 0
LMAO!! There u go again! :D Nice, after a hard days work! OP: Im sure u really meant to write, ur wife :) Sorry for U both! That sucks ass!!! BUT, a honeymoon is a honeymoon. Wherever, whenever... ;) I hope u both made the best of it. Life happens