Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
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Comments (128)
plasticspoon 0
Lol what a weirdo
jwade11 12
Was she being serious or just messing around?
enonymous 9
High school biology is where I learned ***********... Best dissection... Ever
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sorry to ask this, but what the hell is ***********?? Bring in the thumb's down...
teague95 16
20- oral sex on a woman
enonymous 9
20 Its a verb it means "to google"
THE_A_TEEN 28
But what if I am to lazy for google? Should I google that?
teague95 16
no I think you should Bing that one
pdHbq 2
But Its Not Google!!! (see what I did there?)
Llama_Face89 34
34- no
mohammadkm95 6
Ive always wondered who wrote in those things...
Mr40Hands 5
Have fun failing!
palahniukpaul 6
Your profile picture an your comment is just perfect haha
iRuleUdrool 4
38 - so is yours
Right_Click 12
The mother is probably Christian.. Don't worry, Jesus will help OP pass Biology!
truthurt47 0
Maybe she thinks your not ready for the human body. Just saying!
greenishyellow 5
or maybe op isn't human (?_?) and she was just trying to protect his/her feelings...
Justin23L 2
He should start watching lots of **** and not delete the history.
CryMoreFMLs 15
40 - "I swear mom, it's for educational purposes!"
bitchslapped22 14
Well since OP is in biology, he/she is in 9th or 10th grade, and is definitely ready to learn more about the human body. I hate parents that try to keep their kids away from sex-education, you have to learn
Epic_Times 10
Well I learnt from the dictionary when I was 8 and my grandma let me watch late night movies when I was 10. She also told me heaps of stuff lol. My parents didn't mind as long as they didn't have to teach me. So I do agree 9th and 10th grade are fine to learn about sex ans the human body.
danbman95 0
High school dumbass
danbman95 0
^thumbs up
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
m0tl3ycru3 0
That's what overprotective mothers get
FollowMe 2
Ummm. You got some 'splainin' to do. Lol but for real, explain to her that you need that to pass and that you can't get another one. I'm sure you are more mature than what she thinks. Anyway... Good luck with whatever. xD
JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
minisquid 9
Come on, those textbooks... DAMN they get me going. My textbook erection aside, Overprotective Mother of the Week?
danbman95 0
Week? Month? Year?
teentee401 37
More like decade/century.
PotatoBlankey39 2
Sounds like you have one of those helicopter parents that make teachers want to jump off a bridge... I'm not sure who I should feel more sorry for :-
deviable 9
A hovering parent who makes loud WHUP WHUP WHUP noises and kicks up a lot of dust.
THE_A_TEEN 28
But be warned, some helicopter parents may be armed with hellfire missles and a 30mm cannon. Stay clear from those...
teague95 16
My health class is basically all **** that's where I learned what "blue waffle" is
TylerOMFG 7
That's some nasty stuff, my health class never showed me that and I'm glad for that.
CuteGinger 2
What's blue waffle..? o.o
fadingfaith 4
My health teacher showed us several pictures of people with stds...
FrankHotpants 31
Pretty sure the book isn't yours and it looks like your mom just bought herself a new textbook.
fluffy_nuggets 0
Somebodys gonna owe the school a new text book! Lol and she can't even get mad, she ruined it herself. -_-