Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
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pfx2_fml 15
Must of been some good sex
DocBastard 40
Boyfriend: Oh! Oh! Oh yeah! OP: Unnnhhh!!! Boyfriend: Yeah! You like that, baby? OP: BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINS!!
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Comments (211)
aleagator 10
Wow that's deadly
aleagator 10
i thumbed myself down for embarrassing myself
mnblkjpoi 0
It was not brainy enough.
mpj13 8
Well now you can eat your boyfriends "head".
KeyboardWarrior 10
BOOOOOOOOO.
SkoomaKi 28
^BIESSSSSSS
Birdie_Sage 0
You were a brave solider to take the first comment! You blew it but you knew it! Your comment DIED!
n_epic_fail 14
She could have come in ready to demolish the zombie attacking her brother... But I guess she hasn't played enough CoD for that.
aleagator 10
yes yes i knew as soon as i hit send that i probably just should've kept it to myself. live and learn, eh?
MrAfricanNinja 0
Yeah, FML should really make a timer or something right after you post something, just incase you want to edit your post. Stupid that they don't, huh?
aw3som3sauc3 10
I love your sarcasm, I almost didn't notice it... But there was no need for it, at least they took the blame with their pride intacked.
hahafylop 4
Intact.* I am not a grammar Nazi.
CRC_101 31
124 - Indeed! It appears you are a spelling Nazi.
LightningCactus 12
I am.
This2Rudy 7
Number 118 ive read your profile im a true fan skyrim all the way the poem was by the The black sacrament (h8ters go ahead and thumbs down my reply)
kyarush 10
Giggity
auzz1_pride 9
sorry kyarush I tried thumby up and did down :(
MrAfricanNinja 0
I thumbed him up for you cause I saw some **** in your profile picture. Thanks :)
pfx2_fml 15
Must of been some good sex
X_Codes 11
I think the sister may have known that.
Birdie_Sage 0
Threesome?
MaydayParadexx 18
*Must have.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Not really. May have was right. Unless you were implying that she actually must have known. Then ignore this comment.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Or if you were replying to 2, I'm a noob and I look like an ass.
ninjadinos 14
56- she was referring to comment #2.
ninjadinos 14
And I'm late. Woopsies!
haZzbin 0
Talk about "Brains"
LolFMLnot 10
The sister is trolling
auzz1_pride 9
haha 87) your pic says it all mate
CheckItOutItsYou 7
This conversation has just been a epic fail
bboyworld 6
True
Wederoney 16
Houston, we got a moaner!
redrum123 6
It was good sex. Trust me
MisterMuffinz 13
You must be pretty lively in the sack. [/pun]
KeyboardWarrior 10
No need for the tags. [/We get it]
CryMoreFMLs 15
Am I late to the party?? [/Forever Alone]
mduffy08 8
[/kill yourself]
zakkyzebra 11
Herp. [/derp]
mauguster 15
Doesn't matter. [/had sex]
burninnapalm 5
Combo [/breaker]
shanemaximo 7
Braaaiins [/zombie]
mickypequi 13
177- I wish I could thumb your comment repeatedly.
KeyboardWarrior 10
182! [/You ruined it]
metalwolf 17
The combo is back [/from the dead]
trololol6969 3
Bet you love it up the shit shoot.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
Why are we [/doing this]
redrum123 6
Actually Best sex ever [/zombiepron]
redrum123 6
Actually Best sex ever [/zombiepron]
AustinMahone_fml 3
that would be so awkward
snowboarder531 5
Yeah no shit.
SkoomaKi 28
Why wouldn't OP or her boyfriend say to not come in when there was a knock? They probably looked OP's sister in the eyes and finished like bosses.
Birdie_Sage 0
No, shit.
domking1315 20
Phew, good thing you pointed that out cause I didnt know if it would he awkward
ohmandapants 17
26- where in the FML does it say that the sister walked in to the room and saw what they were doing? Read carefully, you're seeing words that aren't there.
namhowell 6
Thanks for the explanation!
jmelsha11 11
Must have been good
marzipanimal 15
That's some cute moaning.(:
MrAfricanNinja 0
Mutha fu*ka I'm awesome
zebree 0
93 um nice censoring...
premiermois 5
She was just making fun of you...
flawrblah 0
You don't say
Birdie_Sage 0
But she did say... It.
bboyworld 6
True
Calen5556 0
At least she didn't actually walk into the room.
Birdie_Sage 0
^ and people thought I was random... This comment made my head huuurt from all of the "ya?" in that comment! UGH!
jgasco 2
LOL!!!!!
pfx2_fml 15
Must of been some good sex