Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for constant dizziness and insomnia, and was diagnosed with anxiety. I figured out that the main source of my anxiety is not my job but my boyfriend, who has avoidant personality, which makes him constantly refuse almost everything that I request. He's a guy who just doesn't know how to show his love. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I realized the only time my boyfriend actually makes a little bit of time to see me is when I'm having a full mental breakdown/anxiety attack. FML
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LoveUJustinBiebe 0
dump the asshole! dump him!
FYLDeep 26
Worst Username Ever.
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Comments (192)
chipmunk95 0
you are too high maintenance
jasoniskiing 0
yeah. get rid of it ;) lol
knockasauras 0
OP you shouldn't have been rolling around in that toxic waste. Tsk, tsk.
YourEvilHero 12
I mnodded this lol. but yeah fyl, I'd say dump him but you probably love him.
Pball11 0
If he really cared for you he would look through the illness and hospital trips.
ilovewhoppers 0
I want to know what an op is an what is has to do with people and fml.... cuz I'm interested and confused with the word OP
ilovewhoppers 0
whhat an op
ilovewhoppers 0
i dont get it tjough what does the word obvious penos javr to do with fml
PsychoMerk 0
OP= oral prostitute
fisheatsbear 6
OP= orange peels
PsychoMerk 0
he's lying! it's Oyster Pilates!
iSwag 0
well, technically you are the very definition of the term
fisheatsbear 6
orangutang poop (however you spell that) *adds fml to favorites due to comments*
PsychoMerk 0
= Obstetrician practicing
I_am_Oblivious 0
ilovewhoppers, it actually means "Original Poster". :)
fisheatsbear 6
i hate you now mr i am obvious
I_am_Oblivious 0
And I'm suppose to care... why? X)
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
It honest doesnt mean any of these. I swear, the real definition of OP is orgasmic pineapples
mrsscott 6
that's stupid.
PsychoMerk 0
@ I am oblivious.... I love Circa!! :D
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
69th comment. Worship me nao
PsychoMerk 0
@ I am oblivious.... I love Circa!! :D
I_am_Oblivious 0
Me too... Me too. ^_^
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
G00dn1g#t merk. i play on ps3 btw
ilovewhoppers 0
what i dont get is what ORIGINAL POSTER means.... kk snickerwhatever ur face is u look like half guy half donkey soo for once can u plz keep ur opinions to urself we all know u have no life cuz ur on here like every second of the day and u must have like ten cats at home and no bf sooo do urself a favour and walk down a dark alley u might get lucky for once
fisheatsbear 6
do we have to spell out what op means? and insulting snickers for no reason isn't going to help you
PsychoMerk 0
ugh! lame! I play my Shooters on the 360 n RPGs on the ps3 :( well... add me! CapnDelicious00 :} night erryone!
ilovewhoppers 0
ahhhhh thank you i am oblivious ur thr only person that helped me and i appreciate it cuz a lot of ppl posted random things but u helped me so THANK YOUand me is a brunette not that blonde ppl are dumb cuz I have a blond friends and she is not dumb at all a little bit of a bad chicken but not dumb
orgyz 0
Dump his butt. Just imagine yourself in a delivery room pushing out a kid. Eeep.
orgyz 0
Orgasmical pie.
nyc718 0
Chickens have blond hair? What type of chickens do you know?
ChrisCTL 0
hahaha snickerdoodles was pwned by comment 84. win!
ilovewhoppers 0
who was comment 84 it got deleted.......anyways after this I still don't know what original poster means so can someone plz take one sec and explain it to me :) thank you
GYLF 0
OP = original poster = the person who posted the FML.
Cupcaken 0
#5 don't you know what chronic means?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree with #1 and iSwag. That is pretty much what high maintenance means. Did he say he has a problem with it though? Don't read too much into labels.
CallMeHush 1
Oblong Pancakes.
ohSNAPyall 27
It's way more annoying to watch people make up "funny" definitions of "OP" than it is to be asked what the acronym means.
saviisneat 0
you think it's annoying that people have fun with their lives? go back to the basement. I thought I locked you in there until you got a sence of humor.
wilkshire13 0
damn snicks is gettn hot
kellan1100 0
modernwarfare3, your number 75 so I won't worship.
thor89 0
@44 WIN
Killah_Jay 0
@66: #67 can't even spell obvious!
ryguy997 0
if you require frequent hospitalization then it is like a car that needs to go to the mechanic every week/month which is in fact high maintainence.
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
kellen: my other comment is
jpest17 5
maybeshe realy is too high matenace like she costs him alot of money.
jasoniskiing 0
if you guys don't know what an acronym is just go to urbandictionary.com it really helped me out and will save you he humiliation
shalom73 0
f'k him, you deserve better.
ilovechocochipz 0
@66 its obliviius not obious
kh2soldier 1
original poster dude
gagneana000 5
That sucks. Say I if you think snickerdoodles is a Bitch.
bezach 0
yes snicks...yes you are
spktr 1
ilovewhoppers, come back to the internet when you turn 13.
ratrun321 0
:(
xSPiDERPiGx 0
has anyone thought the op might mean MENTAL ILLNESS???
xSPiDERPiGx 0
I agree with you that it's hard to deal with. both parties are almost entitled to breaking point - perhaps if this is the case for the op she needs to sort her own shit out before bringing someone into the situation. agreed, if it's a physical problem the bf ISA down right cruel inconsiderate asswipe.
Tanjerine 0
nahh it means dyslexic condition..
boreddoubletears 0
Yeah it must really suck to have to be around mentally ill people. Poor, poor you. Ever think of how it is for the person?
wasimbake 0
hahah that sux!!
FYLDeep 26
That sucks for you Bob. Good luck finding someone who will accept that.
Jellytastic 0
big words x_x
ihatedads 0
Agreed ):
Lordlucian 0
hey look snickerdoodles is back
Lordlucian 0
lol ment to reply to #6
fisheatsbear 6
YA... what she said
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
Agreed.
makii06 0
awww that's Terrible.... beat him up then break up with him :)
LoveUJustinBiebe 0
dump the asshole! dump him!
FYLDeep 26
Worst Username Ever.
blaaaaakely 0
hahaha, agreed. Justin Bieber is a grade-A douchebag.
ilikesquarebutts 0
Remember when that guy from blues clues killed himself. Well I hope Justin beibsr one day is like "'mail time mail time" finds a bunch of hate mail and does just mr.blue face from the ropes on his neck did.
Litschi 0
the guy from blues clues killed himself!? O:
FYLDeep 26
I killed him. I just left clues to make it look otherwise. ;)
PsychoMerk 0
Steve's dead? :'(
PsychoMerk 0
oh.... ok :}
murdersquirrel 15
Steve Burns is still alive.
merrielp 13
It's extremely difficult to date somebody that needs frequent hospitalization. I know from experience. The one I dated, then engaged to, died. It may not be hospital visits. Maybe it HURTS to see her in pain. We don't have both sides.
chelsyrae 0
That is so sad! You deserve better anyways! Dump his butt and never look back!
silverskin 1
Just because it's not her fault that she's ill doesn't mean that she's not high maintenance. I couldn't date someone who had both schizophrenia and manic depression because it was too much to handle. OP, you'll find someone else.