Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.
x_Cupcakes 0
Good luck!
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x_Cupcakes 0
Good luck!
therealdavid 0
Hey! I made it on fml! jk;)
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omg.... Wooooow. That's exiting right? Jk
Renesaga 8
Exiting right? What's wrong with the left side exit?
lerouxmaster 7
Creep the hell out of this stalker. Do very strange stuff and act like you're gonna kill her. Good luck OP.
turtle4938 0
lol 22
helloletsgo 0
that's just means she stalks your Facebook. make your profile private and delete randoms!!
raNDMGUy 5
I reckon the boyfriend had just told her all about the OP and that's why she got paranoid and knows everything about her
FYLDeep 26
Quit trying to steal her boyfriend then. If she knows that much about you, then I'm assuming she could figure out your intentions correctly.
penguin7 0
um not necessarily. there are plenty of obsessively jealous women out there that make this nonsense up! beware! for saying that u might end up with one
USAF_girl 3
Dancing with a guy doesn't qualify as boyfriend stealing. Some women r psycho and if you don't see a problem with the fml then u probably have your own issues. good luck with that....
awesomeooo3 0
Yeah pretty sure she wasn't actually trying to steal her boyfriend. Sounds like this guy she danced with however long ago has an obsessive psycho girlfriend, and OP hasn't actually done anything wrong (as far as we know).
5t3ff1k4h 45
Uh, pardon me for asking, but do none of you realize that Deep may not actually be serious?
USAF_girl 3
It didn't sound sarcastic at all and I definitely know sarcasm.....
5t3ff1k4h 45
Please explain how that has a serious tone to it. Most of what he said just doesn't work IRL, making this a non-serious comment.
waswashere 0
that's not creepy at all.
IWIWP 3
Wowww
Newmocheybear 5
Get a darn restraining order! Maybe she's that roommate from that previous FML?
1goodboyjames 0
yeah...it's America alright....you win
insanesna1l 0
actually it's Australia and we just ignore them until they go away. congrats on having a new friend :-)
LadyClarik 8
Did your previous activities include Perdix's short and curlies and Morris dancing? If so YDI.
perdix 31
Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.
mycookiezz 0
"So stalker, you thought I was at the supermarket yesterday when I was really at the mall... No peep show for you!" xD
J352SAURUS 30
Your bliñds? Haha.
Doortje 30
She has issues : And you have a problem. I'd say go to the police, but since she was a stranger to you that probably won't work. Do you even remember who was your dance partner back then? If so, try to contact him and tell him what happened.