Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...
yusaku02 20
WTF is a jane norman?
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Comments (62)
Eaglestrike117 29
Get a new man.
angels21 0
dude it's not that serious, it's a jersey thing. snookie want smush smush!
fmlife1664 0
agreed
DrAwesome 6
Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...
neney666 0
lol he only borrowed it for a costume
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
That's what 'he' said! ;)
Chri55yT33n 0
bet he'll be sorry when the pictures go up on facebook :D
thagoat14 0
he/she sounds like a keeper
Person1233 13
"LIKE OHMIGOD!!! MY BOYFRIEND RUINED MY FAV DRESS!!1!1" Get over it.
neney666 0
didnt say he ruined it, you not heard of a washing machine? anyway, whats your problem?
tmmundy 17
I'm pretty sure it can not be put in the washer...and if he fell in the shower, I'm thinking it may have gotten a little wet, although, op did not say, but I'm guessing and it's just a guess, the dress is a loss!!!!
Person1233 13
I'm surprised a comment as light as that was moderated.
redbluegreen 41
Saying something that could qualify as "not an FML" or "get over it" will get you moderated. Anyway, the FML probably wasn't solely based on the dress, even though she mentioned the designer. He took something of hers, was careless, and possibly wrecked said borrowed item. I say took because it seems the OP wasn't at the party and the boyfriend didn't ask her permission, since it was most likely an expensive dress. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't let my boyfriend borrow a dress that's expensive if he intends to party in it.
yusaku02 20
WTF is a jane norman?
neney666 0
its a brand
yusaku02 20
I guessed that much. But is it high end or something? Never heard of it
1990TD 6
It's not expensive, but also not cheap. I'd say exclusive. you only buy it when you're really in love with it and when you think you deserved it. Welcome to Jane Norman :p
ImaginaryFoe 1
It's only in the UK as far as I know. Dresses average in the £30 - £90 range.
veerla 0
its also available in the netherlands. i work at a jane norman shop.
beckorw 0
Jane Norman is discusting
dlindemann 3
Is it like Anne Taylor ?
Juneyah1017 9
Party, Party, Party let's all get wasted
fakeaccountX 6
shake it for me babygirl do it buttnaked
jess2gd4u 0
that's what you get for having a boyfriend that where's a dress!!!!
jess2gd4u 0
*wears*
mdog1114 0
lolz
zkchild 0
Video or pics?