Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
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Comments (192)
sobe23 0
I honestly don't believe that the real problem is her trust issues, but rather why did she not realize that her son has a girlfriend? She should be a better parent!
jimmythejuggalo 0
what size? 0.0
crash62_fml 0
I take both sides, because well, you jumped to conclusions to quicly, and you should ank the sons girlfriend if that was here bra. I'm always looking through both glasses! X^D
DarDarAttack 0
If you have a teenage boy in the house and find a bra or thong, Assume it was him. It's so moronic to me that parents STILL don't know that their teens are having sex. How many shows are on Tv now with something along these lines? The Secret Life, Teen mom, 16 And Pregnant... The list goes on. But no! Teens may be having sex like bunnies, all over the place, but not YOUR fifteen year old boy with a raging boner! He's different!
Malinkrot 3
Because every 15 year old guy is having sex...wow, times have changed since I was in high school, and I'm 19. I'm so old fashioned to think that not all 15 year olds are screwing eachother.
rinzy 3
I still don't understand how these broads forget their bras at other peoples houses.
catastrophicsock 0
This.
Edenbeam 19
YDI for jumping to conclusions so quickly.
knarkle 0
a little quick to jump the gun. your son must not trust you if your husband knew and you didn't. of course you couldve found out from your son and your husband didn't know either. just making suggestions.
MusicAlive 0
yur sons a playuh!
lcolla38 0
seriously u find a bra and you're going to act like it fell from the sky WTF is wrong with you people? she had every right to question her husband
killahitlah 0
u need to trust more