Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
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Doctor_W_H_O 18
You could always get a nanny cam? That way you know for sure before firing the babysitter or getting into a huge fight with your husband
Zatert 20
They start off younger and younger...
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Zatert 20
They start off younger and younger...
GamingInTheUSA 7
bruh
krazy789 28
lmfao this is not right
OlRed 28
What was that song called by queen? ...yeah
donuts678 25
Either way, FYL
yes31601 16
What if it's the husband cheating on you with the babysitter!?
Welshite 40
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for his meddling kid!
freddygasman 18
.........and that dog too.
andrmac 25
Damn you beat me to it #3
rawrkiller24 16
Ask the baby Sitter first, then find the home wrecker .
mattyiscool123 26
The toy box? That could've seriously backfired
ThrottleJockey 36
Giggity!
Doctor_W_H_O 18
You could always get a nanny cam? That way you know for sure before firing the babysitter or getting into a huge fight with your husband
YourGrammarSucks 12
This is really the best suggestion. No matter who you confront, you know they're both going to be lying through their teeth. Either way, it's a good idea to get it on tape!
Magnoxidans 19
Do they match the body shape of the babysitter? Go from there.
westcody 8
Why do the 2 need to be exclusive? Maybe he's cheating with the babysitter
Bluepies 24
Alternate Theory: Babysitter came on to husband, and when he rebuffed, she left underwear in the toy box to "get" him. Otherwise, how did they wind up there, of all places?
PinkasaurusRex 25
Because children like to hide things in some really weird places.
cocacola999 27
Technically, maybe the panties were in babysitter's bag and the kid took them from there? There are also innocent explanations.
elisadineroo 14
or both..