Today, I had to sit through the film The 40 Year Old Virgin with my friends, who thought it was hilarious. I'm well over 40 and also a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Niharika Anupam 5
Don't take it to heart. and don't let it bother you either. enjoy the movie and live your life the way you love! :)
tounces7 28
I'm assuming this must be 100% by choice because even the ugliest person can find at least SOMEONE to sleep with them.
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Niharika Anupam 5
Don't take it to heart. and don't let it bother you either. enjoy the movie and live your life the way you love! :)
juggalo2 22
Holy shit, man! You got to get on that!
tounces7 28
I'm assuming this must be 100% by choice because even the ugliest person can find at least SOMEONE to sleep with them.
shlemiel 8
You are rude, disrespectful and lacking in empathy. One day you will find yourself in a situation that is socially embarrassing and I hope the people you are with have more consideration for you than you have for others.
Christopher James 5
It’s not disrespectful to assume someone is a virgin by choice after 40+ years. I mean there are plenty of options outside of relationships.
jojimugo 20
Buy some
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet you didn't even get the chance to be **** Buddies with Jane Lynch.
mccuish 25
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at that age
jkjorn 18
After we saw that movie, I said to my wife "you know, that could've been my story if I'd met you a year later." The look on her face was priceless, I thought she knew but we'd never really talked about it. Hang in there OP, some of us are just late bloomers, but when you meet the right person it's awesome making up for the lost time.
JosephFDawson 7
I didn't until I met my girlfriend at 19. I'm 25 now and I'm glad I waited
Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
Hey get LAID !!!
diraven 15
Look on the bright side - at least you're not married!
millsjoshua949 12
You didn't have to sit there. You chose to. ydi