Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to be nice to a cute girl at the café by holding the door open for her. I smiled, leaned on the door frame, and poured my entire cup of coffee down my leg. She still said thanks before walking away. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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Top comments
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I've always wanted to say this: You just got BURNED :]
yellowbirdx 0
Sounds like that scene in Mean Girls where Cady walks into Miss Norbury on her first day at school. Hilarious. "Maybe we can discuss this another time. When my shirt isn't see-through."
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Comments (59)
kari2013 0
Ouch that must have hurt.
ButtNekked 0
I love the ******* einsteins saying "you should watch where your going"
RedMercury28 0
passing time could mean the time between classes obviously
Sonfang 19
Maybe you should look before you go through a door and make sure someone else isn't coming thru it...not everyone holding a door is holding it for you. pay attention :) sorry about the coffee bath though, that sucks! If you got burned too badly I'd suggest aloe based lotion.
00pedro00 0
haha #8 won
deathcab7 0
coffe run anyone!?
xMrAndyTranx 4
Good job for not looking
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I've always wanted to say this: You just got BURNED :]
firecopy 6
by a teacher no less!
Ajjas013 6
Actually Tara, the correct phrase is: You just got HOT COFFEED!
Ajjas013 6
Stupid comments are all buggy again :(
Ajjas013 6
Stupid comments are all buggy again :(
Ajjas013 6
Actually Tara, the correct phrase is: You just got HOT COFFEED!!!
g124124 0
lol's nice
Starfire22 5
shush! I like burned better!
Ajjas013 6
Nah you liked mine better. Don't lie ;-)
Ajjas013 6
You spelled grammar wrong :) See? Anyone can be a grammar ***** like snickers!
Ajjas013 6
Ugh stupid bug causes me to reply to the wrong comments...
Ajjas013 6
You spelled grammar wrong :) See? Anyone can be a grammar ***** like snickers!
Ajjas013 6
What the hell? Forget it :(((
cowgod 0
dam it I don't have toilet paper
AngryNinja 1
she'd be lying if she said she was lying about liking mermaid's better. ^.^
PattisonDaStud 0
u guys comment way to much on this site My life be like ohhh ahhh Grits. feat (TobyMac)
nyc718 0
FIRST off you should watch where the hell you're walking.
dingdong666 0
you mean FOURTH off...
PwnerJohn 0
lmao
Qwerty86 0
Yeah, YDI for not paying attention to where you're walking. Assuming the coffee got on your teacher too, she also deserved it =P Even if it was around a corner, it still could have been preventable...
strawberry6826 0
wtf why is your name qwerty? n to the OP fyl tht must hurt u shud b careful next time
WhatANoob 0
Wow. #51, why complain about his username? Qwerty isthe name of the keyboard. Also, learn to spell
kloof 0
I could of sworn I saw that happening this morning.
ScaryyMary 14
That's hot.
angry_girl 0
haha I love the " you got burned"
anaelantigua 0
What if I wanted to use bad grammer? I mean, if you think about it, its fun to write things all jibbled and jackeddd! (:
jessxoxo28 5
owie :(