Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
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Comments (192)
HermonieGranger 0
Your husband is probably proud of you son...
towelie__31 0
fake
skyshark 0
I wouldn't exactly be proud of the son if he was getting it on with a fatty.
perdix 31
Hey, where did the thread go that began with my "Denial ain't just a river. . ." comment go? I think the authorities took it for evidence! My lawyer has advised me that if two teenage girls break into my house, tie me up and have their way with me, I am still the criminal! I'm driving to the local prison right now -- let's just by-pass the police, the courts, the media and let me do the time for the crime I would have surely done! Oh, Mermaid, thanks for the compliment about my thighs and calves, but does that mean there's something wrong with my butt? I guess I'll find out in prison :(
MermaidSongXOXO 6
No. Your butt is just fine *winks* Also, when you're in prison, be careful not to drop the soap.
perdix 31
Thanks. I'm flattered and frightened that you say this. How do you know?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Let's just say, that voice you hear when you're alone in the dark isn't the wind. *evil grin* I look at your bare ass by the moonlight.
perdix 31
Oooh, that's so creepy, I'm tingling. . . Go on!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
You also have a very big------ mouth. :)
Starfire22 5
I must say perdix, as your legal representative, I say go for it! We can always hire Mercy to kill them and hide the bodies and/or sell them as " wives" to wealthy forgieners, so don't pass this opertunity up ;D
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Having Mercy kill snickerdoodles and I would be a little odd. Didn't you know Mercy's a hooker? :P
perdix 31
OK Starfire, the prison wouldn't let me in. They said I asked too enthusiastically to be put in "the hole." I called the cops to come get me and two big guys showed up and I showed them what these girls wrote to me. They seemed very interested and abruptly said they needed to go to the squad car. Now the windows are fogged up and even though the car is not moving, I believe they have a flat tire. I can hear a "fap, fap, fap" sound. I might just get away with this!
tlouise12 0
okay those of you that say how this woman has trust issues or should trust her husband more are ridiculous and I'm almost positive that just about all of you are hypocrits because I'm willing to bet that if any of you found a mysterious bra in your laundry you would do something very similiar so you should all put your own self into the situation before making your little comments.
boopityboppity 11
I got out of breath just reading this. But besides that, I seriously doubt every single person would do exactly the same thing.
jimrayner10 0
ydi for jumping to conclusions
bruter65 0
your sons a player
adog5 0
don't Jump to conclusions it never works believe me
dude1122332 9
lol
crazysicknasty 0
Dont get mad at him