Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
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Comments (192)
Cupcaken 0
1. She hasn't at any point said that the bra was her size, where do you get that from, Cambo? 2. yes, breast depend on age but they also depend on development. That girlfriend could have some monstrous X cup for all we know. I think it's fair. She had no idea her son had sex, wich parents can somehow often tell, and she knew her husband was sexually active. She just got scared. Give her a break.
purplemnm 9
am I the only one who notices the wrongness of the family fml icon? the child is touching his parents private areas...>.<
guckylynn 19
LMAO now that you mention it...
Saluton 18
No one even said the word "lie", "liar"? I don't believe it. The husband might just have lied, why does everyone believe him?
crazies2010 0
you should have asked nicely, catch more flies with honey that vinegar
mpclaw 3
insecure wife? unhappy life .
warom 0
Your son probably figured you'd act how you did hence you not knowing about his girlfriend. think about it
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Wait so Sirin is a Moderator? A god in the FML Realm. (Drops to Knees) I ... Am not worthy.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
I did not mean to post that there! ... Dang Website.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Don't call her a moderator o_o She's everyone's psycho older sister that'll beat you for no reason. *whispers* Shh. Us peasants are not ready to recognize such royalty.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
... Thanks for the Warning! Now ... (Wispers) I'm Scared. Ok Im not worthy to be in the same country and seeing how she's powerful and Violent, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! That's it I'll move to Canada, live a peaceful life among the Canadian Rockies, and Change my name to something cool and tough ... Like Blade. Oh Crap I just gave my plan to the world.
jillz 0
What if this FML was really posted by a man so that all the guys in here (and some girls) could have "See, not all men are bad. Sometimes you women are bad too." moments to bond over. Good times. @OP, YDI ;p
onnielief 4
So the sight of a bra you don't know sets you off, musn't be a strong marriage you're in, since you are insecure about your husbands fidelity
blahh19 0
It was michelle's black braa!