Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
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Comments (192)
youthink_fml 0
Another woman jumping to conclusions, ready to fight over nothing, instead of being rational, discussing things, and trying to figure things out. Nothing new here.
Anteezy 7
Your husband was like: I don't know how it got there. And you were like: quit lying jerk! I knew you were cheating it's a woman's instinct we are never wrong about these things.
44444gggg 0
I smell a threesome..
Wasted_Elmo 6
stupid this is why marriages don't work half the times u got a silly broad trying to make up crap that don't make sense ydi u should be sentenced to death by a pillow smack to the face and castrate ur son for doing it on ur bed and leaving evidence behind fml for commenting
Igor_g5 0
I had a situation once when my teenage daughter told my wife that she found a bra in the car that we let her use regularly. it wasn't the car that I usually drove. it was my wife's car. But I drove it once in a while. My wife jumped on me and we had a horrible fight. Almost ended our marriage. Then my daughter realized that it was HER bra. Figure out what's goin on before you ruin a good thing over nothin. We ended up havin a good 25 year marriage til she died.
blastvortex 4
Or so the story goes. Perhaps they both have their secrets, OP. Anyway, YDI for having such a disoriented family.
VenomByte 1
HA! No Valentine's gift for you!!!! You don't deserve one!!!
RuralNinja 0
So given the choice between your teenage son fooling around and your husband fooling around, your first choice is your husband? FHL for having to live with you. Hopefully he realizes he needs the divorce.
MattJalac 0
lol
Owndapwn 0
why do you need to know he's dating?