Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
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Comments (192)
alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
ButtNekked 0
You go little dude!
love2bu 0
no trust relationship much?
SexInez 0
Ok...but she had no idea her "son" was noodling his girlfriend!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Hey, she said "Confronted" not "Accused" which means she probably didn't start out by yelling but it turned into "You don't trust me!" Blah blah. If she didn't own the bra and as far as she knew her son was single and not having sex, then I would have asked my husband as well.
cam007_fml 0
Holy sh... you changed your picture, snickerdoodles.
Towelie_31 0
#26 quit bitching to siren. Who the **** is siren?
Starfire22 5
#32, she's a mod and she'll eat your insides while laughing at your pain,so grovel accordenly and she might just forgive you for you insolance >_< well maybe... worth a try... :D
CyclonePsycho 1
Sirin is one of the moderators, Towelie. Way to know who runs this place.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
perdix, don't act like it's not you. We all know you have a cross-dressing fetish.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Totally. He's also got the thighs and calves to rock fishnets.
perdix 31
Omg! Thanks, but how do you girls know this? When I strut around my living room in my party clothes, I always look out the window to see who is peeping and I don't remember seeing you among my thong, I mean, throng of admirers' I've got two, count 'em, two teenage stalkers! Everyone bashes the pedophiles, but where is the hue and cry about the geriatrophiles! Help!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Mwahahaha >:D *lures perdix into a corner where no-one can hear his screams*
Starfire22 5
I'm just responding because Pearljammer001 said your cool if you do ;D continue to scroll on, mwahahaha!
perdix 31
Oh, this thread disappeared for a while, please see comment #98. hundred and FIRST!
Starfire22 5
oooooo o.O ... you might want to start thinking of grovling soon...
Sirin_fml 47
Towelie, you seem to be having a very bad day, so we've decided to be nice and give you a permanent vacation, all expenses paid.
XDNurse 0
it doesn't have anything to do with being insecure if you ere married and you found random bras and thongs and you don't have an older daughter you'd freak out or ask ur husband about it... same thing for guys if u find clothes and crap that aren't yours it's human nature.
Ajjas013 6
Nooo you guys! She's our big sister!
isaiah614 0
snickerur always on sum1s post talkn shit
CyclonePsycho 1
Sirin: *slow clap*
Starfire22 5
Well I did tell him to grovel... o well...
Ajjas013 6
*Discontinues slow clap with loud whistle* *Waits quietly for bug to be fixed whilst munching on cookie dough ice cream*
riku3220 2
"Jumped to conclusions"? If you didn't know your child even had a boyfriend or girlfriend then why wouldn't you at least say something to your spouse about it?
Sirin_fml 47
Riku, I have to say that your good point completely demolishes #73's (Ajjas) thoroughly detailed, well-presented, and incredibly long argument...
riku3220 2
Meh, I was replying to #1 but whatever works for you Sirin. =)
khujo97 0
snickernoddles we meet again :)
Ajjas013 6
****, I thought I might win the Nobel Prize for my revelational ideas. I submit to you Riku.
Sirin_fml 47
Riku: I know, I was just messing around ;)
Ajjas013 6
I knew that too! *Tries to deny stupidity*
towelie31 0
sirens kinda a bitch...
Ajjas013 6
Get the **** put before I capture you and ship you to China where you'll die a slow death of ass raping and then put on a rotisserie and brewed with kimchi. Was that trollin'?
vaebouria 0
I don't blame her... WTF is she supposed to think!
crash62_fml 0
siriously, what is with you?
quietlytearful 0
haha. good job #28! noodling.. genius :D
majones 0
... time for a talk with your son and possibly a four-some.
snikrdodlgotownd 0
i own you i troll ur smart az coments xD
EastonxStealth 0
sirin scares me slightly
mattf013 0
that's when you say sorry, make up, and then gang up on your son
ALegitNinja 0
No, that's when you tottally make it seem like it wasn't a big deal that OP accused him, but to make sure the son doesn't get the girl knocked up. Then comes the groveling. -ALN
sarahgoesrawr 0
Dude! "Snickerdoodle" stfu! Do you have a life!?
masterrbASIAN 0
kimchee<33
ambrz 0
#166 I don't think so lol
katt4 1
sooooo what else would U think????
katt4 1
#22 soooo what would U think if it wasn't yours????
Crazy_mydude 0
snickerdoodles is just trying to hide her ugly red hair.
Unlucky1232 20
don't act like you'd act any different. What i wanna know though is why the hell the bra was even there? i mean even if her son got laid why the **** would she leave her bra?
Metzler31 17
wow way to be a total bitch about it before you even knew he wa cheating... that shows a lack of trust.
Cambo9000 0
and you were the same size as your sons girlfreind... sad
maa_rico 4
win
epoh_fml 0
age has nothing to do with the size of one's breasts, cambo.
xlostwithoutu 0
the bra she found wasn't hers! Dipshit.
xlostwithoutu 0
that was to #2 btw
bailes_o_hay 0
I feel like for most people finding a bra that doesn't belong to you in your own house constitutes some type of evidence. people don't usually just lose those.
Tjack_atack 0
metzler, you sir are a dick that needs to calm down before someone kicks the shit outa you for talkin like a dick.
firecopy 6
I would have slapped you.
hockeyhouse 5
I hope you end up in jail soon.
sobe23 0
agreed with ^. You can't slap women!
firecopy 6
who said it was a women. the husband and other husband could be gay... notice how the op is genderless.
drano 0
"a black bra that 'wasn't mine'" that kind of implies that it was a woman, had it been a man, he would have simply said "a black bra"
firecopy 6
maybe he is gay like that. if you catch my drift.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
camopantsSUCK 0
I'm proud of her son....
grapist111 4
I shall second this motion!
anonymous112295 0
wow. was he safe?? jk hahahaa
hpotterluvr 0
bitch
alexisthename 0
He'll get over it if you apologize with a ********.
badluckalex 23
you are sick 105... must be trolling. no way thats a serious question. why would the mom give her son a bj!!???
tripp16 6
damn woman. jumpy r we. se women need to chill lol
iwillalwaysydi 0
ydi for thinking your son was gay
majones 0
^this
sorcerersinger 0
I'm gonna be honest...even though she jumped to a conclusion, I'm on the fence about this one....