Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
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JohnE3 0
But everyone NEEDS special orders! I don't blame her
BadPinkKitty07 0
she must have tried to order the tequila burger with a side of whisky fries and a brandy shake
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Comments (115)
JohnE3 0
But everyone NEEDS special orders! I don't blame her
Ajjas013 6
That bitch better get in that ******* kitchen and make sone sammiches!
iKaite 0
#6, you sir, are a ****.
YeahFMLxX 0
and #32 you, are a troll.
iKaite 0
You put a comma in the wrong place. Dimwit. *Insert smiley here.*
russwee 0
bitch this ain't burger king lol
ey3seecold 0
u and ur mom deserve to get a special burger, the one where a ball of shit replaces the meat...fyl and ydi.
b108 0
wow that's one of the best FMLs ever
you_fail_51 0
your mom's a dumbass drunk
pongmaster 0
woot for bi polar people! haha jk
mattf013 0
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
PattisonDaStud 0
^ ur a retard PattisonDaStud
beastlydevon 0
I order 4x4 burgers from in n out. the drive throught lady was hitching cuz your ugly drunk mom asked for something extremely huge and retarded. like 14 patties with creamcheese and whip cream. I don't think your mom was the only one drunk, are you sure you weren't either because this is a stupid fml. omg my mom got in a fight the world is going to end!!!!
poooook 0
tehe!
thor89 0
would you like fries with that
amoreforte 6
a shake too!
AbOvE_88 0
ummm Krystal burger??
7myname7 0
what's a special order?
AngryNinja 1
haha. your mother is awesome.
uxoriouswidow 0
Being drunk and disorderly in a public place as a full grown woman is awesome? I call it worrying.
AngryNinja 1
i was being sarcastic.. i would be embarrassed. i also wouldn't let my mom out of the house if she's drunk..
The_Great_Zucchi 15
I think you misspelled a word there, the word is not spelled h o u s e but t r a i l e r ...
AngryNinja 1
i hope you are aiming that at op and not me.
PsychoMerk 0
#80= WIN.
NYKnicks36 0
you shoulda joined in
thor89 0
toe sucker
KurouTenshi 0
maybe your mom shouldn't be drunk in public :P but I'll bet it was effing hilarious :)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
YDI for even thinking about going to Krystle Burger
Ajjas013 6
I dunno what Krystal Burger is, bit it sounds a hell of a lot better than McDonalds :)
AngryNinja 1
fer sure. bet they sell meth too!
idkweird 0
Whats a Krystle Burger?
Ajjas013 6
Lol that was horrible.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
@Ajjas - A southern version of White Castle.
Ajjas013 6
Ohh ok I've never been there either but I heard of it before. Reminds me of the Harold
Ajjas013 6
It cut my comment... I said: Harold
Ajjas013 6
STOP CUTTING MY COMMENTS!!!
Sirin_fml 47
Ajjas, if you use a less-than sign, the rest of the comment gets cut out. It's a software limitation. Example: »_« works, but this doesn't: >_
Ajjas013 6
I used the and one (shift 7) I didn't know, thanks. What I said was: Harold and Kumar movies.
AngryNinja 1
thank you. see, some people understand the connection between krystal burger and crystal meth.
CallMeHush 1
What if... you're just thinking about Krystle? (I am assuming Krystle is like Dave's Wendy)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
it seems the FML has been edited to reflect the true name of the franchise, "Krystal Burger" instead of what was originally posted, "Krystle Burger." Context is the lifeblood of the Internets and can make/break an observation/joke/interrogation/troll attempt.
Ajjas013 6
@Snickerdoodles: I'm surprised you didn't attack Ninja for her grammar :) White Castle is a burger place. Google it. @Ninja: Sorry I'm not up-to-date on all the drugs :( @McDonalds: **** you guys! I'm going to Burger King. @Steve Jobbs: **** mac! I'm a PC baby :) @Jesus: Please protect me from trollers who may or may not be outraged by my comment. @Self: Oh yeah I'm not Christian. @Jesus: Nevermind bro, I got this one ;)
Snowlight_fml 7
@ Ajjas013, You killed it
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
once again, Ajjas, timing, context, and frequency are everything. You will learn these things as you progress along these upcoming days. @Brave_Sir_Robin - STFU!
Ajjas013 6
Oh really? Thanks BSR, you're like a creepy older brother :) I'll work on my commenting. I did notice that it was out of context. I was just bored :(
AngryNinja 1
Ajjas, become up-to-date before someone kicks your ass for by knowing what meth is. jk xP and i don't care if my grammer sucks. ^.^
Gunguy 11
*gasp* how have you never heard of white castles. Then agian I have never heard of Kristal Burger
Ajjas013 6
@snickerdoodles: I didn't know that. That's very interesting :) @Ninja: Don't hurt me?
Ajjas013 6
Oh thanks snickers I didn't know that. It's very interesting :)
AngryNinja 1
i won't. i was just playing.
Ajjas013 6
I know lol :)
AngryNinja 1
mkay :P
fretforyerlatte 0
....so?
bellamea 0
i once told the girl at dunkin donuts what was on the thing i wanted....i couldnt remember the correct name...and for ten min she argued they didnt have anything by the name i used. finally when i was about to reach acrossed the counter she was like oh u mean***** sandwich. i hate stupid people. any way ur mom was right. lol!
hennessey 0
That was a bit of a bad story.
BadPinkKitty07 0
she must have tried to order the tequila burger with a side of whisky fries and a brandy shake