Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was angry but when I stated, "I'm going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me, "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our two year anniversary. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years donated his promise ring at the temple for it to be used to construct the idol's feet. The problem is that I made that ring for him from scratch and he didn’t even have it for 2 months. He was excited when he told me, and doesn’t understand why I’m upset. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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vwtim 0
maybe he just not into wearing bracelets?
mintcar 10
Some guys aren't into wearing bracelets and such. You should already know by now what he likes and doesn't like.
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Comments (142)
awhsum 0
that's mean :(
HollyoaksFan93 9
He was only being honest though.
NemuiTM 0
well, maybe he wanted to save money and not cause trouble? because that's something I would say without meaning anything bad.
Karma495 0
tawdry gift
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, YDI for getting a guy jewelery, unless you know for a fact he likes that stuff.
deannoz 0
I'd be hurt, too, but since I'm in a different point of view right now, he was only being honest... I'm a hypocrite.
MissErikaHart 0
$50 is like the cheapest bracelet ever! I don't blame ops bf for not liking it... :-/ it was mean if him to say that but honey, don't buy ur man cheap jewelry. get him a hat, a cool t shirt, or something if u only gonna spend $50. then again a 2 year anniversary....try n spend a lil more that $50. that's just me tho.
vollyball921 0
:( aw well mayb he thought a bracelet was stupid or sumthin? idk but tht sux :P (U liv in AZ lyk me :D
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box. Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair.Yeah, honey I'm still a guy.
xXpeachesXx 0
^win
your_face 15
#40 needs a reality check. #44 is awesome :)
tencentsakiss 19
#44, Brad Paisley is a sexy sexy man, so you win.
Lonlyboysh 0
But she totally deserves it for not considering her boyfriend if he would like the bracelet.
Fluffeh 5
Or make something. Cause y'know, money isn't everything.
jpest17 5
why can't you get him a nice video game??? that would be an anniversary he wouldn't forget
ygdrassil 17
$50? For your two-year anniversary? What century do you live in?! Honestly, though, you should spend a few hundred at least before you can pretend like it's expensive.
FucMyFucingLife 0
#40 you're an idiot. if a guy ever falls in love with you and stays with you i feel bad for him because its not about how much something costs its the thought that counts. if my gf gave me something that costed 50 cents id still love it as long as she was genuinely giving it from the heart. even if it was their 2 anniversary a $50 gift is more than enough. I dont know how any of you feel...but 2yrs is nothing, you may want to think it is but its not. you and your bf/gf could break up the next day. start buying expensive shit after the 5 year anniversary.
ChaCerCam 14
should've gotten him a watch engraved, guys actually watches. Unless you couldn't spend to much money, most watches are expensive especially engraved ones.
Perfectly_Killer 14
#40 its the thought that counts. She could have got him nothing.
coolbeans26 12
I know honey the kids that r saying that r clearly too young to understand
AlexWolfx 0
Maybe he was just trying to save money, or maybe it's a sign.
WeirdUp 0
wow is this tye alex i know whos in my german class
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Melt it down, and make silver bullion. Problem solved.
catstuff 0
meh!
vwtim 0
maybe he just not into wearing bracelets?
sakie_fml 0
Exactly! I got my bf a dog tag engraved and he loved it! How often do you even see guys wearing bracelets? xp
wrestler133 0
I think that might depend on how many gay bars you frequent....
ImOutsideYourWin 0
Have you seen the episode of friends where Joey buys Chandler a friendship bracelet? Very similar scenario. Point being: FEMININE JEWELRY attracts men to men;)
classyorless 2
YES. That's the first thing I thought of when I read this one.
nerdwithagun 0
Sounds like maybe it's time to reassess your relationship....
crowbar87 0
maybe some fingernail polish?
ArianS2 0
All you need to do is get on bed with him. No need for these useless bracelets or rings.
mzjane 0
That is so true. Don't even bother with sexy lingere unless he's that kind of guy.
icadragoon 11
I wouldn't buy him another nice gift, buy him tissues next time and tell him to cry about it.
ImOutsideYourWin 0
He'd use those tissues for something else;)
shelbysnowstorm 0
boys usually dont like bracelets. and it was only 50 dollars. just dont buy him anything for your aniversarys and if he complains, tell him why.
crazyjack 0
ditto. at least he was honest
CodingSquirrel 3
Or next time she could put some thought into the gift? It doesn't take a lot of thought to realize that guys don't often like jewelry. She was probably just thinking of what she would like, or something stereotypically 'romantic'. My girlfriend got me a messenger bag from my favorite webseries for our 2 year anniversary and I couldn't have been happier.
Dilwann 27
I'm a girl and I'm not into jewelry either... my bf gave me a necklace he got from his grandmother on the first day we met irl (we 'met' online). It was really sweet and pretty symbolic, and cost nothing. I still wear it because of the awesome gesture. That's more important that how much it cost.
mintcar 10
Some guys aren't into wearing bracelets and such. You should already know by now what he likes and doesn't like.
AwesumIndianGurl 0
Agree with 10, since you have been with him for 2years...
xLil_Mx 0
I guess so : plus this wasn't even worth an FML.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Dammit, now I have to redo all my Christmas shopping. Anyone in the market for about a dozen dogtags? They all list typical shots (rabies, distemper-- well, except for Kay's and Anna's, of couse), followed by "If found, please spay and/or neuter, then return to the FML clubhouse". They're really quite nice.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Shit. That ^ was supposed to go under #11. Oh well.
jiggyjiggz 0
dog tags ate for the military... not relationships
missmadii 0
oh be quiet