Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
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Comments (192)
maxxattack 0
way to be a paranoid bitch. now your relationship will never be the same. bitch.
pitterpatter 11
if you have a son, or even a daughter, you shouldve asked them before you get in a fight with your husband about it.
chassan 0
You have a teenage son, who's straight (thank God). Why would you not think that he's busy sewing his seed around all of Beyrouth?
fogrunner 13
Homophobe, much? D:
Sportygirl8 1
This was a good one!!
latinmustanggirl 0
I would've beat his ass so your hubby was lucky
mk58 31
You're supposed to ask first, then confront if he had looked suspicious. And on top of that, if your son is old enough to have a girlfriend, you should have asked him first.
Vilsitior_93 12
I can GUARANTEE she still doesn't trust her husband...
sugarbear0727 19
That sucks. :/ apologize to each other, and tell your son he can't have girls in his room. If it happens again, remove his bedroom door.
namelessmonster 6
You should be proud of your son and you have a total lack of trust toward your husband!
Mcstud1y 30
So you don't trust him huh