Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mother keeps nagging me to find a wife, settle down, and have kids, even though I have zero interest in any of those things. She refuses to understand that I’m perfectly content being completely on my own. She even signed me up to Tinder without my knowledge. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
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Top comments
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Just as much of an FHL in this case. She's the one who got catfished
Bogrbon 27
You don't need a password to steal someone's social media photos who is a friend and make an account. Nothing OP could do to prevent it except blocking his mom on social media or not giving an address. That may be the next step.
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Comments (8)
Chazzster 32
Wow sort of like reverse catfishing!!! I assume Mom was well intended, but that’s way over the line… It just goes to show why you don’t share passwords or keys with your parents once you are older… Kind of tough too for your supposed “date”!
Bogrbon 27
You don't need a password to steal someone's social media photos who is a friend and make an account. Nothing OP could do to prevent it except blocking his mom on social media or not giving an address. That may be the next step.
Chazzster 32
I was not trying to suggest OP could have prevented this - I assume his Mom created the whole profile… I am suggesting that someone as inconsiderate as “mom” could likewise show up unexpected if she has a key. And it could get even worse if she has OP’s login information on other websites and social media. Mom has already shown she has no hesitation with intruding in OP’s life to an extreme degree.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean NEW girlfriend! (I've always wanted to say the opposite of that old "I hope you mean EX..." cliché. Today is my lucky day.) You should at least give her a chance.
sirrubberduckie 37
Your mom's rizz is impressive though.
spinningrecords 14
I hope you at least had a nice first date and put forth the effort
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Just as much of an FHL in this case. She's the one who got catfished
poopface82 25
But…what about the GRANDBABIES? That’s all his mother wanted was a horde of GRANDBABIES!
SirEnigM0nk 22
She can always get kitties.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I hope you were at least a gentleman and brought her dinner?
Blobby McGee 5
tell your mom that this is how older people get put into retirement homes