Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
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Comments (192)
rldostie 19
it's not really a lack of trust. who wouldn't be a little taken back by finding someone elses underwear in the house? it doesn't exactly inspire trust. most husbands would react similarly if they found some guys tighty whities in the house. But OP, as long as you talked this out with your husband, I don't see how this is a FML. Honest mistake. And look on the bright side. your son is popular with the girls!
XDNurse 0
exactly!!! ty.
sourire_fml 0
Well said. I agree completely. (:
daemonsparta 16
obviously ita an fml because she feels ashamed of how she acted which makes me assume she flew of the handle right away.
kgraham21 0
Be glad he wasn't cheating on you, and proud your son is gettin' it.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Congratulations. Your husband's faithful, but your son's a manwhore :/
Kimi_kobayashi 0
Yeah they have computers in Lebanon, because FYI, Lebanon isn't a poor or technology deprived country..
Towelie_31 0
#35 really? Lol I thought they were poor. Thanks
wtf20007 10
I admit, If the roles were reversed and I came home to someone elses jeans in the house,Id start asking questions too, I woudnt think my kid would have a boyfriend, however at the same time, just asking in simple non yelling ways will always get more answers, this isn't a YDI or FML, just be happy your son has a girlfriend, and laugh the thing off
Ajjas013 6
I believe the correct term is pimpy hoe :) He has some serious skills. I know where he got those from *Points at self* ...Nah I have no clue :(
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Ajjas, you know you're straight pimpin' :]
MadaZer0 8
I guess he live's the dream of every male here and around the world~
morella_xx 29
Why don't you save your reflections on parenting for when you're older than 16, kthx.
Starfire22 5
Listen, as the only daughter of a cop and overprotective Asian/Spainish parents, trust me, there are ways to date people and have sex without parents knowing! Parents cannot be with you all the time and you can stretch the truth to buy you time. I was very active in "after school" activities... even in days when I didn't have any :D oooo here i go curropting the young... (so says the 22 yr old :))
AngryNinja 1
ahh, another girl with a dad for a cop who knows nothing.. the joys of being bad >:D
Crazy_mydude 0
snickerdoodles, your parents don't need to worry about you having a boyfriend
srammer99 0
lol
Ajjas013 6
No, Hugh Heffner gets all the ladies. He even gets them to pose for him. He can't get a vasectomy because he ran out of semen already. Now THAT is a pimpy hoe. Pimpy hoes FTW :)
quietlytearful 0
pimpy hoe? lol. what?
nofxtime 0
all is well that ends well I suppose. Though, you should return that bra.
totallycluless28 0
I wouldve been freaked out too if a found a bra n my house the question is where was it in the house
XDTaraa 0
See why would you clean AROUND the house? Surely inside would be enough ;) Nah, I kid.
musicmaniac925 0
I totally agree with lyndis. I hate pol that jump to conclusions too fast, specially when it comes to accusatins
snowman427 0
r u hot. how old is son
boopityboppity 11
Apparently, FML is so easy that even a caveman can do it.
Ajjas013 6
It's like some strange force compelled him to post random, retarded, and irrelevant comments concerning OP's breast size. Or he's just an idiot.
boopityboppity 11
Ajjias, I think it's more likely the fact that he's an idiot was the strange force compelling him. Normally I'm not too picky about grammar and spelling, but this person's was so ridiculous that I had to say something. I mean, what makes a person say, "Are you hot. *grunt* How old is son?"
pinkpigpie11 2
Your mom's so easy a caveman could do it.... jk ;)
lawlfyl 0
Lmao. WIN.
Starfire22 5
At least your hubby wasn't cheating! But now you gotta talk to your son about sex... ewwww...;D
Towelie_31 0
#33 I don't think she needs to talk to him about sex, he's got first hand experience
Starfire22 5
Yea, insert part a into part b he understands, but if he's as young as he sounds in the fml( I'm guessing 14- ish) he might not understand stuff like condoms and "yes you can get pregnaut even if you do it standing up". Yea... the joy of having younger brothers...
Ajjas013 6
I'm 14 and I know everything abo-- I'm gonna stop there. They need to have a talk. The birds and the bees...
Starfire22 5
O Ajjas, what don't you understand? it was the standing up myth that gotcha, huh?
Ajjas013 6
No I know everything trust me. I just didn't wanna sound like a showoff.
Starfire22 5
*eyeroll*
Ajjas013 6
*Trips and falls*
boopityboppity 11
*Points and laughs*
Starfire22 5
:D
AngryNinja 1
why stop sounding like a show-off now? ;)