Today, my cat jumped into my lap and sat on my headphone cord. I tried to get it out from under her by pulling on it. Big mistake. My cat is now eyeing the cord and will attack it if I move it again. I have expensive headphones and the cord is not interchangeable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after suffering from a serious case of my cats always chewing my earphones, after many eaten cords, I finally got a bluetooth headphone. My cat peed on it. FML
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML
Today, my cat wouldn't stop attacking the strings on my pants, and I couldn't get him to stop. However, he did finally stop when he missed the strings and grabbed me by the dick, because I accidentally kicked him across the room when he did. FML
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, after coming home with a delicious chocolate cake that I bought for Easter for my family, I realized my mom's cat was chewing on the end of my cellphone charging cord that I left on the floor in a rush to head out the door. I'd only just bought the cord yesterday and the cat chewed on it so hard, the plug's bent. FML
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cariboucontainer 22
Get a cord protector!
Inkoseh 33
Try some citrus spray on it? Lightly wipe the cord down with it where it dangles.
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Inkoseh 33
Try some citrus spray on it? Lightly wipe the cord down with it where it dangles.
cariboucontainer 22
Get a cord protector!
Inkoseh 33
Oh yes, or that lol!!
peterblack67 9
So hide it from your cat.
bound101 7
exactly
dasin 18
pick cat up toss to ground, if cat appraoch cord, push cat away, repeat till cat understand you are sturdy wall personally i just pratice cat tipping, similar to cow tipping but cats will try to get back up so you can have more fun with it, dog are a tad funner since they come out looking confused while cats get mad youre bigger then they are