Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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Top comments
SOILEDIT 51
Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dating, 2016 style.
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Comments (145)
Geek_Freak 13
Did you guys never discuss this? And haven't you guys ever kissed or had sex? Or was just as friends too?
darksoul43 11
This is why you should always DTR
wtftheone 4
I hope you got it in
DaniealThePope 18
Just keep it that way
doumtabarnack 12
What? But you did have sex with her? I'm as confused as you are. Maybe it's just aome weird denial phase.
glaucogf 6
There is missing information in this post. Whe you write "sleep over" do you mean having sex? if that's the case maybe she tries to be sarcastic and you did not get it. Anyway you wrote that you were breaking up with her so whatever.
LDG99 11
Is it bad at how hard I laughed at this....
BodyCountEndless 20
Lol ultimate betafag
maaaauuudd 14
Did you ever ask her to be your girlfriend?
sallygee 9
if she didn't even know that she was your girlfriend then I'm assuming you're doing something wrong. did you 2 never speak to each other? I'm gonna have to say ydi